My short apology

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Re: My short apology

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mistah willies wrote:Drinking?

Shmoking?

Damned lot of ya. Next thing you know, there'll be whoring and gambling.

Call me when it gets to that part. That's the best
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I ain't and never been a whore!


So, I did some go-go dancing a few years ago when I was in college but I always wore a sock on my dong.

I have class.

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Screwball wrote:I ain't and never been a whore!


So, I did some go-go dancing a few years ago when I was in college but I always wore a sock on my dong.

I have class.
Ya know, this thread is the "Short Apology" and yet, a fellow gets all misty eyed when thinking about them college dayz


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Just remember, we are in the Not Booze Related forum, so hic try to keep things hic on topic. Hic.

You know, is there anything that is not booze related? I think that makes a good Zen koan. I may have to challenge Patchez with that one.
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This thread goes better than expected,
please come in unbeknownst drunkards and face your doom
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What a twist.

derail... derail!
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by saying this nare you inviting sherry?

Once sherry is invovled things may change
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Mr. Viking wrote:by saying this nare you inviting sherry?

Once sherry is invovled things may change
Fits perfeclty, of course yes! And now back in the cradle
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oettinger wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:by saying this nare you inviting sherry?

Once sherry is invovled things may change
Fits perfeclty, of course yes! And now back in the cradle
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SHERRY HAS ENTERED THE NOT BOOZE RELATED FORUM. RED ALERT.

Guards are now searching for a suspicious German.
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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Mr. Oettinger, please come to up to the podium. You are this month's recipient of the Derailing Your Own Apology For Derailing Threads Thread Award.

And the audience goes wild.

Shit, run. That's a LOT of monkeys in that audience, and they're starting to fling poo.
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How does she chug?


I knew an old gal by the name of Sherry. She Could Chug!

She had a hook for a hand so she couldn't fling the poo very well.
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Screwball wrote:How does she chug?


I knew an old gal by the name of Sherry. She Could Chug!
If we merged this thread with the Ron Jeremy thread, the forum might explode.
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booznik wrote:
Screwball wrote:How does she chug?


I knew an old gal by the name of Sherry. She Could Chug!
If we merged this thread with the Ron Jeremy thread, the forum might explode.
..or at least the shit will hit the fan.

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what are you on about> this is well off topic? MOD?
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He wasn`t even russian by todays standarts. Had a terrible accent and looked goofy.
This calls for a vodka bottle atleast that
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