Pentagon Plan for Zombie Outbreak

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Have they covered a good Cleric of Bacchus? I'll attempt to Turn Undead right after this ritual shot!
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Patchez wrote:Have they covered a good Cleric of Bacchus? I'll attempt to Turn Undead right after this ritual shot!
Caution! A number of Turn Undead scrolls were recently recalled for malfunctioning, and turning the living into undead, instead of turning the undead away.

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booznik wrote:
Caution! A number of Turn Undead scrolls were recently recalled for malfunctioning, and turning the living into undead, instead of turning the undead away.
Thanks, Obama!
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Don't blame me. I voted for Manson.
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Badfellow wrote:Don't blame me. I voted for Manson.
Marilyn?

I always vote straight-ticket Khmer Rouge.
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