"Man Stabbed in Dispute over Meatball"

[Frankennietzsche]

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I say: Justified. That rapscaleon absconded with a meatball.
Unexcusable; there is no way that the theft of said ball could have been a mistake. It was a malicious, misanthropic, and malignant misdemeanor.

[booznik]

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I say: Justified. That rapscaleon absconded with a meatball.
Unexcusable; there is no way that the theft of said ball could have been a mistake. It was a malicious, misanthropic, and malignant misdemeanor.

And he clearly adjusted the level of force to match the severity of the crime. He only stabbed him. You don't shoot a man unless he's taken at least two meatballs, or God forbid, a cheeseburger.

[Patchez]

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I say: Justified. That rapscaleon absconded with a meatball.
Unexcusable; there is no way that the theft of said ball could have been a mistake. It was a malicious, misanthropic, and malignant misdemeanor.

And he clearly adjusted the level of force to match the severity of the crime. He only stabbed him. You don't shoot a man unless he's taken at least two meatballs, or God forbid, a cheeseburger.

If he takes a bacon cheeseburger, well, he should be promptly drawn and quartered.

[Frankennietzsche]

I would say that the meatball footpad got the point.

[Mr. Viking]

If only everybody acted like this we could see food theft eradicated within a generation