People say I swear too much.

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Those fuckers are a bunch of fuckin' fucks.
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Assholes that have a goddamn problem with my swearing can take a flying fuck at the moon.

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Damn fuckin' straight! Those fuckin' clowns can take long fuckin' walk off a short fuckin' peer if they can't fuckin' hack this shit! Fuckin' fuck 'em.

Wouldn't it be great to hear Popeye curse like that? You know he fuckin' wants to.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:31 pm

Wouldn't it be great to hear Popeye curse like that? You know he fuckin' wants to.

When I was in the Navy there was a guy I met from a different ship who could do a perfect Popeye impersonation. I could do Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and we went back and fourth quoting the craziest shit we could think of. I still think the best part was us doing scenes from Full Metal Jacket with me being Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and him being everyone else.
I don't even remember that fuckers name.
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Goddamn shittards pissin' and moanin' about my fucking choice of words. Fuckin' fuckity fuck it.

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Gosh darn it.
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Shut the front door you son of a biscuit!

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Eat chips and dye, mother trucker!
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A lot of people say that it's a lack of vocabulary that makes you swear. Rubbish. I know thousands of words but I still prefer "fuck".-- Billy Connolly
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Do you see what happens? This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps!

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Eat my funions you twinky.
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Y'all are a buncha funyun flunkies and twinkie junkies.
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Buncha henpecked mothercluckers.

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Another Tipsy Sailor wrote:
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Fucking pansies.
Well they're fucking wrong.

Wait, what? This wasn't the post I was replying to. I must be fucking drunk.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:31 pm
Damn fuckin' straight! Those fuckin' clowns can take long fuckin' walk off a short fuckin' peer if they can't fuckin' hack this shit! Fuckin' fuck 'em.

Wouldn't it be great to hear Popeye curse like that? You know he fuckin' wants to.
Actually, he does. It's just that no one can understand him. Except maybe his ugly girlfriend.
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