Happy Birthday, Earth!

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4004 BC According to 17th century divine James Ussher, Archbishop of Armagh, and Dr. John Lightfoot of Cambridge, the world was created on this day, a Sunday, at 9 a.m.

The Ussher chronology is a 17th-century chronology of the history of the world formulated from a literal reading of the Bible by James Ussher, the Archbishop of Armagh (Church of Ireland). The chronology is sometimes associated with young Earth creationism, which holds that the universe was created only a few millennia ago by God as they believe is described in the first two chapters of the biblical book of Genesis.
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It was also Gummo Marx's birthday. Coincidence? I think not.
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Happy b-day madame earth.




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seems legit.

Doesn't explain why my computer's calendar won't go back past 1900. Explain thatJames Ussher, Archbishop of Armagh, and Dr. John Lightfoot of Cambridge.
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Wait, on what day were the dinosaur bones created and buried?

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Tuesday.
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wisp o' the willies wrote:Wait, on what day were the dinosaur bones created and buried?
Those are the bones of the angels and devils taht died in the Satanic Rebellion, which happened after the Book Of Job. TROOTH!
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Or imagine they burned him alive instead.
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