February 29th is Monday. I am taking the day off from work, as should YOU! Every four years Baby Jesus and the Pope giveth unto us this extra day, and I will be damned if I am going to spend it toiling in earthly bondage for the benefit of the Exploiter of the workers.
Take Monday off. Call in sick. It is what Comrade Baby Pope Jesus wants.
FEBRUARY 29TH SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY!
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FEBRUARY 29TH SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Ach.
Such church-made impositions upon the natural course of things.
Keep a man form spilling his seed? Blue balls make everything look tasty, one would presume.
Calendars? Mathematical corrections? Yes, clocks and aeroplanes and satellites for the intarweebs need these, but the old Injuns of yore used the timing of the moon for each council meeting (gathering form across the area that is now known as "New England") and for planting (playing video games), weeding (smoking funny plants) and then sowing (aka banging a fat chick) and finally, sleepy time in the snow banks.
And yet, a Holi Day that occurs every four years?
Hmmm.
Nice.
Any day off, one guess what i'll be doing.
just like every other day
DRINK!
Such church-made impositions upon the natural course of things.
Keep a man form spilling his seed? Blue balls make everything look tasty, one would presume.
Calendars? Mathematical corrections? Yes, clocks and aeroplanes and satellites for the intarweebs need these, but the old Injuns of yore used the timing of the moon for each council meeting (gathering form across the area that is now known as "New England") and for planting (playing video games), weeding (smoking funny plants) and then sowing (aka banging a fat chick) and finally, sleepy time in the snow banks.
And yet, a Holi Day that occurs every four years?
Hmmm.
Nice.
Any day off, one guess what i'll be doing.
just like every other day
DRINK!
Re: FEBRUARY 29TH SHOULD BE A HOLIDAY!
Not really bothering looking it up but there are people that say earth is a disk and all pics from space are fake.
Also why do people always believe that cornfield signs are designed to communicate with us? Maybe they expired already before humans were born. Or they are designed to pick up cows and reptiles long after we are gone, oh and some strawberry ice cream (they discontinued that on alien planet sadly).
#Lemon is a drink not a desert
Also why do people always believe that cornfield signs are designed to communicate with us? Maybe they expired already before humans were born. Or they are designed to pick up cows and reptiles long after we are gone, oh and some strawberry ice cream (they discontinued that on alien planet sadly).
#Lemon is a drink not a desert
Drink!
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It also cleans quite well, isn't that true?oettinger wrote:... #Lemon is a drink not a desert
BTW, let's get away form the Gregorian Calendar and back to the Mayans. Weren't we all supposed to be on alien Mexican spacecrafts by now, or something?
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I went to Ollie's Trolley and got an Ollieburger and fries and ate it in Central Park. I then played with my nephew. Had dinner with my parents, played video games and drank an Icehouse Edge and some 100 proof Very Old Barton. A fine day.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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I failed. I did not declare it a day off. That would have been the manly thing to do, and have fun in spite of The Man.
No, i took it off for another reason, albeit a legitimate one. Helping my Lady to get to her physical therapy after her knee surgery. Then we did some drink therapy in the local, afterwards.
Feels like I slunk off and played hooky, instead of making a stand with chalice in hand.
No, i took it off for another reason, albeit a legitimate one. Helping my Lady to get to her physical therapy after her knee surgery. Then we did some drink therapy in the local, afterwards.
Feels like I slunk off and played hooky, instead of making a stand with chalice in hand.
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I had a buddy in high school who was only 4 1/2 years old when he graduated . According to his birthdate ant ways.
Fucker is still not legal to drink....... not enough birthdays.
Fucker is still not legal to drink....... not enough birthdays.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Awww, if he can hold a sippy cup...
Wait: Moment of clarity.
yeah, place him on the bar top. he should be able to talk by this time.
Wait: Moment of clarity.
yeah, place him on the bar top. he should be able to talk by this time.