Black Olives Matter

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Re: Black Olives Matter

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Well then graham crackers are right out the window.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Black Olives Matter

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Patchez wrote:Well then graham crackers are right out the window.
let the birds suffer through em
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Re: Black Olives Matter

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oettinger wrote:
Patchez wrote:Well then graham crackers are right out the window.
let the birds suffer through em
Feed them to Bur's mouthy ass parrots.
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Re: Black Olives Matter

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since this turned in to a pizza convo here is a trick I do. First you need to get to know the pizza guy. being female t's easy for me. get a pund of serrano pperes and cut them into 4 or 5 piecs. put them in oil to cover them and just warm that on stove. put it in a jar and give that to pizza guy. give hi ma big tip, thats how i make aliving so I know tipping works. when you order a cheese pizza have the pizza guy drip the peepr oil all over pizza befor the oven and put a few piecs of pepprs on the pie. olives are for drinks
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Re: Black Olives Matter

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Black olives totally matter on my Subway and other Italian style hoagie sandwiches.
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Mmm kalamata olives on a sub or white garlic pizza are an excellent idea.

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Have I replied, screaming, to this thread?

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NO? WELL! BUCKLE UP, FUCKSPOTS, 'CAUSE UNCLE WAAHOO IS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST THING EVER TO FALL OFF A TREE, NOT INCLUDING ME!

BLACK! GODDAMN! OLIVES!
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Re: Black Olives Matter

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waahoohah wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 1:58 am
Have I replied, screaming, to this thread?

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NO? WELL! BUCKLE UP, FUCKSPOTS, 'CAUSE UNCLE WAAHOO IS HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST THING EVER TO FALL OFF A TREE, NOT INCLUDING ME!

BLACK! GODDAMN! OLIVES!
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Re: Black Olives Matter

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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:50 pm
THIS THREAD IS CONDIMENT BAITING!!!!!!!

ALL OLIVES MATTER
I'm gunna once again have to agree that #allolivesmatter because I need black on my pizza and green in my martini but yeah I could sit no problemo and inhale a jar of black olives.

Also I like how the queen size greens come with the assorted insides which is never a disappointment.
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Re: Black Olives Matter

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Olives can go to hell.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: Black Olives Matter

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:48 pm
Olives can go to hell.

Dude, are you cray cray? Greek salads? Pizza? Marinated with mozzerella or feta cubes. Pasta salads? Italian subs? All of those things beg for black olives and all those things rock. I'm surprised being a plant eater you don't appreciate them more. Uncle Waahoo is going to fall out of a tree and come for you full vengeance for this blasphemy.
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Re: Black Olives Matter

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My wife hates olives. I love them.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: Black Olives Matter

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Patchez wrote:
Tue Nov 03, 2020 7:09 pm
My wife hates olives. I love them.
Official: America as divided as ever
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