Necromancy zombies versus Virus zombies?

[Frankennietzsche]

Necromancy voodoo reanimated corpses versus the more modern virus chemistry or comet animated recently dead?

[Badfellow]

I voted for zombie herpes!

[Frankennietzsche]

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Have you ever seen the movie "White Zombie"? Or, there this horror anthology: Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead in which one of the entries is purportedly an excerpt from a 18th or 19th century travel journal entry of the author visiting Haiti and encountering zombie slaves, similar to the ones in "White Zombie". Magic or chemistry?

[Badfellow]

Good suggestion, Abed.

What about alien nanotechnology? Aren't the Borg a bit zombie in their motif of mindless assimilation?

[Patchez]

While the Necromancy zombie appeals to th gamer in me, virus zombies have a more believable origin.

[oettinger]

I voted for the Necromancers because they star in all the classic movies. And a virus infection is the easy way out on coming up with a credible plot.

[Frankennietzsche]

, virus zombies have a more believable origin.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[oettinger]

And with that we stand at an almost unbeatable 3 to 2 lead for the virus you get in every hospital

[Frankennietzsche]

Can you imagine how powerful one lawful good cleric would be in the Walking Dead world? CAN YOU!?

[Patchez]

Can you imagine how powerful one lawful good cleric would be in the Walking Dead world? CAN YOU!?

What about a Lawful Evil Cleric? Rebuke or Command undead would be pretty bitchin.

[Frankennietzsche]

psssh...nerd...

[oettinger]

Damn the 4-3 lead is astronomical in drunkard board traffic terms. It needs a prophet to wander in and vote for equality in zombie relations. Only then we can rest in peace.
Edit: and just imagine, the prophet is drunk and votes for a 5-3. Then what? Hell?

[Gall4185]

The science geek in me voted for vir-mbies over nec-bies.

[Badfellow]

Can you imagine how powerful one lawful good cleric would be in the Walking Dead world? CAN YOU!?

What about a Lawful Evil Cleric? Rebuke or Command undead would be pretty bitchin.

How about an Evil Law Clerk that commands the zombie to cease and desist?

[mistah willies]

Good suggestion, Abed.

What about alien nanotechnology? Aren't the Borg a bit zombie in their motif of mindless assimilation?

Interesting, scintillating, even.

Now, if the Borg are the pushers of Zombiedom, then a music/movie/TV producer would be the equivalent, in Hollywood.

It follows that Virus Zombies are some sort of internet trend, like the Zika Mosquito, where your head grows small everytime you get an ear worm.

Form there, the Necromancy Zombies are individually hand crafted with care and precision, and cannot be copied en masse. This makes them fuckin hipsters.


Damn. I didn't like how that turned out there.


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