ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: DO NOT ENTER

[oettinger]

What that infographic is missing is the pudding eating gay cowboy and the Bill Buckner.

Also the bumsanta dreads

[Badfellow]

What that infographic is missing is the pudding eating gay cowboy and the Bill Buckner.

Also the bumsanta dreads

Wilford Brimley deserves his own official classification. The Alpha Walrus, perhaps? Or the Diabeetus?

[ThirstyDrunk]

I thought i had the Vas deferens
noi thoiught i had the van dyke but i guess i got the full circle beard. What the fuck
this is bullshit i want the full muttonchop
I still aint drunk

[mistah willies]

Yeah, but where is the hippie Dumbledore?







Or the drunken-in-a-ditch Saruman?






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[oettinger]

Scary

The guy looks like he had his last drink while being breeded in his mother`s belly.


Apropos, in an alternate universe children don`t get born, they just walk into the room grown up already and say hello.
Strange, I know

[Frankennietzsche]

One of the former employees here, a young transmission tech, came in with a handlebar moustache one Monday. He either was such a Shelbyville hick, that he didn't realize that that particular moustache had been taken over by the leather-gays, or, and this is the one that I leaned toward, he was such a closeted the leather-gay and had had a really good weekend, that he didn't think anyone would notice.

[Badfellow]

Y'all shall not pass, you sumbitches!!!



Nope! Still ain't passin'!