Lies About Christopher Walken
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LIES ABOUT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
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Frankennietzsche
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LIES ABOUT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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I allegedly know how you feel, Mr. Walken.Christopher Walken allegedly wrote:Christopher Walken is allegedly wondering: how does one reconcile the powerful urge to make a difference, fight against injustice, and help people who need helping with the fact that being around most people in the world makes him want to blow his own brains out?
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Re: LIES ABOUT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
Christopher Walken allegedly wrote:You know, I've watched a lot of Game of Thrones in my own home movie theater - honestly, at first I thought the show was about a toilet- and I think to myself: Christopher Walken, why not just go back in time or whatnot and shoot all those sword wielding hippies straight through the brain pan. It would be nothing to strong-arm that whole weird, little Tolkienesque world and make it Walkenville. King Walken... that's gotta ring to it.
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Re: LIES ABOUT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
I want to know why that giant didn't have a weapon.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: LIES ABOUT CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
Half truth, half not.
Was he really shot.
In Last Man Standing.
Or just another brainwashed branding?
Was he really shot.
In Last Man Standing.
Or just another brainwashed branding?
Drink!
