*BOT* Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Beach
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*BOT* Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Beach
For a look at your new Latitude on the River Condominium for sale or rent, visit our site now for more details. Trump Tower, Mars.
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
Fuck yes! I want to know which one of you drunks contacted Wunera and put her up to this. How did you know that I've had my eye on a new Latitude on the River?Wunera wrote:For a look at your new Latitude on the River Condominium for sale or rent, visit our site now for more details. Trump Tower, Mars.
A clubhouse such as this can be put to good use. I hope they don't mind smoking and aren't too concerned about the drapes and carpet. Probably a good idea not to be too close to neighbors either.
Now the question... should I rent or purchase?
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Very sorry, Venereal, or Wunera, or whatever. Your crafty URLs have been disabled and your grand schemes thwarted. Besides, don't you know that El Presidente elect will have to liquidate his holdings once he takes office? The kids will turn Trump Towers into the classiest ghetto this side of Cabrini Green. The hallways will smell like Pall Malls, bum urine and boiled hot dogs, and presiding over it all like an orange headed Machiavelli will be the Man himself.
Yes, my sweetest Wunera, I want so badly to share in your dream.
Yes, my sweetest Wunera, I want so badly to share in your dream.
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Shit Badfellow, you just ruined our chances of having a brick and mortar Shed.Badfellow wrote:Very sorry, Venereal, or Wunera, or whatever. Your crafty URLs have been disabled and your grand schemes thwarted. Besides, don't you know that El Presidente elect will have to liquidate his holdings once he takes office? The kids will turn Trump Towers into the classiest ghetto this side of Cabrini Green. The hallways will smell like Pall Malls, bum urine and boiled hot dogs, and presiding over it all like an orange headed Machiavelli will be the Man himself.
Yes, my sweetest Wunera, I want so badly to share in your dream.
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
If it's any consolation, y'all can come use my mud hut getaway in the Everglades. I'm pretty sure Constantin buried some bodies there when he visited, but the gators should have most of that cleaned up by now.
Normally, I charge big bucks to eco-tourists who want an authentic zika experience and cute, pin-headed babies. But you people are fellow Drunkards, and it wouldn't seem right to charge you an exorbitant fee for passing out on my artisan mud floor.
It's just a few hours walk from the Jade Ocean and the sand beaches of the Trump Peninsula where I first met my true love Wunera. Oh, sweet Wunera... how it tore out my heart to ban you. Will you ever be able to forgive me?
Normally, I charge big bucks to eco-tourists who want an authentic zika experience and cute, pin-headed babies. But you people are fellow Drunkards, and it wouldn't seem right to charge you an exorbitant fee for passing out on my artisan mud floor.
It's just a few hours walk from the Jade Ocean and the sand beaches of the Trump Peninsula where I first met my true love Wunera. Oh, sweet Wunera... how it tore out my heart to ban you. Will you ever be able to forgive me?
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
is there a Mikveh in the bilding?
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I'm not sure what a Mikveh is. Sounds middle eastern.DivaBitch wrote:is there a Mikveh in the bilding?
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That's like a Jewish Jaccuzi, right? I'll bet they have one at the Sunny Isles Beach Apartments.
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That right there is called "The Tell"DivaBitch wrote:is there a Mikveh in the bilding?
Is it time to clean house? Or, perhaps, stew some meat in the boiler? That will take a bit longer to cook, but quite a lot more satisfying after we've ground bone into meal.
Hmmmm...
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A Jewcuzi? I always thought that was one of those insulated sleeves you put around a bottle of Manischewitz to keep it cold.Badfellow wrote:That's like a Jewish Jaccuzi, right? I'll bet they have one at the Sunny Isles Beach Apartments.
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cool how much are thees placesBadfellow wrote:That's like a Jewish Jaccuzi, right? I'll bet they have one at the Sunny Isles Beach Apartments.
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Hmmm, like yuor lispThat right there is called "The Tell"
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DivaBitch wrote:Hmmm, like yuor lispThat right there is called "The Tell"
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Re: Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Beach Apartments | Sunny Isles Be
I'm looking to relocate; does this appartment complex need a superintendent?
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You can sell dirt on Mars @TM as rare earth
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