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Dating Advice

Post by Rip Rufus »

No, not for me. I don't need dating advice - I get it all the time: stop banging crazy girls. Especially fat ones.

The reason I posted is this article:
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?a ... &GT1=10486

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Re: Dating Advice

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Rip Rufus wrote:No, not for me. I don't need dating advice - I get it all the time: stop banging crazy girls. Especially fat ones.
The reason I posted is this article:
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?a ... &GT1=10486

Thoughts?
I need to follow that advice.

I also should not sleep with strippers, either...it's bad.

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Post by Cliffie S. Bockerson »

Relationship expert Dr. Gilda (http://www.DrGilda.com) has a private practice, is a motivational speaker and associate professor of business, psychology, and communications at New York’s Mercy College.
With the obvious exception that is Matt Foley, motivational speakers are all terrorists, and every time we even bother to listen to or read what a motivational speaker has said or written, no matter our own intentions, the terrorists win.
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Post by Smatter Noguts »

Keep bangin' the fatties. They're soft, they are swell, and are grateful as hell.

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Send that chick a link to this board. She'll either turn to the dark side or run like hell, either way, so-called problem solved.
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Post by steved2112 »

It's the guy who needs our help. If she's put off by his drinking, he's obviously doing something wrong. Maybe if he laid off long enough to fix his lady a drink things would smooth over.
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steved2112 wrote:It's the guy who needs our help. If she's put off by his drinking, he's obviously doing something wrong. Maybe if he laid off long enough to fix his lady a drink things would smooth over.
you and girlie are the best people i have never met.

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Nic the Chick wrote:
steved2112 wrote:It's the guy who needs our help. If she's put off by his drinking, he's obviously doing something wrong. Maybe if he laid off long enough to fix his lady a drink things would smooth over.
you and girlie are the best people i have never met.
They really are.

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gerald_weigel wrote:
Nic the Chick wrote:
steved2112 wrote:It's the guy who needs our help. If she's put off by his drinking, he's obviously doing something wrong. Maybe if he laid off long enough to fix his lady a drink things would smooth over.
you and girlie are the best people i have never met.
They really are.

The pinnacle of class I say.
They make me want to be them, both, simultaneously..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Post by Judge »

Fiyah wrote:
gerald_weigel wrote:
Nic the Chick wrote: you and girlie are the best people i have never met.
They really are.

The pinnacle of class I say.
They make me want to be them, both, simultaneously..[/quote

What's with the howling, burning sperm thing avatar??
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Hanging Judge wrote:
Fiyah wrote:
gerald_weigel wrote: They really are.

The pinnacle of class I say.
They make me want to be them, both, simultaneously..
What's with the howling, burning sperm thing avatar??
Fiyah, fire, fie-yer..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Re: Dating Advice

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Wait for it........
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Re: Dating Advice

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FUCK YOU! I LOLZ AT YOU! I SHEET ON YOUR CHEST!
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Re: Dating Advice

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NO FUCK YOU MOJO NIXON!! YOU ARE A BOOGER EATING COCKSUCKING MORON! FUCK YOU!!!

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Re: Dating Advice

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I've had the pleasure of drinking with one Mr. Mojo Nixon. At Con 2 I believe in Denver. A fine gentleman if a bit larger in person that I expected.
Proverbs 31:6&7

"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar

CPE1704TKS

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius

And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.

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