DATING PROFILE 559M4
NAME: JIMMY LESTER [R.I.P.]
GENDER: NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN' BUSINESS
AGE: OLD ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS
OCCUPATION: WORKIN' IT. FUCK.
INTERESTS: VULGAR LANGUAGE, RANDOM VIOLENCE, SQUALOR, EXCESSIVE INTOXICATION, FATHERING BASTARDS
DISINTERESTS: BEING STRUCK BY A TRUCK AT HIGH SPEED WHILE STUMBLING DRUNK ACROSS FOUR LANES OF TRAFFIC
Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
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Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
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NAME: THURSTON DRUNK III
GENDER: APARTHEID, OHIO
AGED: BARREL
OCCUPATION: FERAL DRUNK AT LARGE
INTERESTS: ASHTRAYS, EMPTY BOTTLES, REFORMED CONTRADICTORY DUDEISM, TRUTH, PONCHOS & HATS
DISLIKES: DISAMBIGUATIONS, BURNT BACON, MONDAY - FRIDAY, ANTIDISINGEUOUS CONTRADICTIONS
NAME: THURSTON DRUNK III
GENDER: APARTHEID, OHIO
AGED: BARREL
OCCUPATION: FERAL DRUNK AT LARGE
INTERESTS: ASHTRAYS, EMPTY BOTTLES, REFORMED CONTRADICTORY DUDEISM, TRUTH, PONCHOS & HATS
DISLIKES: DISAMBIGUATIONS, BURNT BACON, MONDAY - FRIDAY, ANTIDISINGEUOUS CONTRADICTIONS
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He is as successful as i am! And just as creepily smooth. Priceless!
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Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
Catching up the best I can...
Mrs Malice v2.0 set the tone on the first date. We went to a vinyard and polished off a few bottles of wine. Good, good....
First time I went to her house, she was drinking out of the knock-off-Riedel giant-ass wine glass..the one with the straight sides that holds nearly a 750 bottle of wine.
We had talked about it prior (communication and lubrication are keys to a good relationship) but I figured she wasn't as good a drinker as me.
Mrs Malice v2.0 set the tone on the first date. We went to a vinyard and polished off a few bottles of wine. Good, good....
First time I went to her house, she was drinking out of the knock-off-Riedel giant-ass wine glass..the one with the straight sides that holds nearly a 750 bottle of wine.
We had talked about it prior (communication and lubrication are keys to a good relationship) but I figured she wasn't as good a drinker as me.
DRINK!
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Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
Dating for drunks
pro tip
Bring flowers, Four Roses
pro tip
Bring flowers, Four Roses
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^^^^ hahahaaha!
Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
Make sure it's the "small batch". Bitches love small batches.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
That Sir is all star pub post worthy!Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:33 pmDating for drunks
pro tip
Bring flowers, Four Roses
Drink!