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Nausea wrote:
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I remember these kind words when i accidentally cum in my eye again.

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Accidentally?

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The chewbaccabutts - Come together in my eye, over me
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scream ale wrote:
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Accidentally?
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MeanOldLady wrote:
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dating is overrated. instead, take up hobbies that encourage drinking, like bowling or knitting.
I miss this one.
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Tell that to my 2nd grade teacher after I shit my pants on the truck bed hay ride.
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I had some luck by the following:

By asking "Can I kiss you"
She replies "Why"?
"Because you're beautiful"

Worked 2 times like magic

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machinehead wrote:
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Worked 2 times like magic
But the other 3,346 times it didn't? Haha just joking.
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Why would she reply with "Why?" though? Seems unusual.
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I don't know unless she
Was already willing
Seemed so at the time
I didn't ask why either

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machinehead wrote:
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I don't know unless she was already unwilling
Was already willing
Seemed so r
Hmmm, Mrs Maxwell just got to jail
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Hmm, methinks
I have been misquoted
Again it never ends
When entrusting oneself
To the great
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Drinking is like sex: sometimes you slow and passionate and sometime you go hard and fast. It all comes to a climax. Amazing.

Co written with Artful detective !

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^^^ Hmm you never remember when you came? Weird
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