You got to watch out for the old 180 degree spin on drinking every night. I've had it happen. You meet them in a bar, you see them every time in a bar, and then, after a while they start with the "You go out drinking too much."
I don't know how you can predict it, though.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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Give her a wink and say, "Huh, looks like we keep the same schedule. What are you having?"Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:22 pmYou got to watch out for the old 180 degree spin on drinking every night. I've had it happen. You meet them in a bar, you see them every time in a bar, and then, after a while they start with the "You go out drinking too much."
I don't know how you can predict it, though.
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Remember this easy to use and 100% effective pick up line. "Does this rag smell like Chloroform?"
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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"Ooh, that smell always reminds me of my dad."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
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dating is overrated. instead, take up hobbies that encourage drinking, like bowling or knitting.
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Will you knit me a bowling ball? I can barely hold a glass what with the shakes.MeanOldLady wrote: ↑Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:19 pmdating is overrated. instead, take up hobbies that encourage drinking, like bowling or knitting.
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i will! but don't blame me if your bowling score suffers.
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MeanOldLady wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:09 pmi will! but don't blame me if your bowling score suffers.
Thank you, and it would give this here bastard a proper excuse for my already low scores in them lanes. It's in the negatives, due to strikes on nearby lanes, and the missing teeth/eyes of those formerly on my team, sitting and chatting and drinking behind me, etc etc.
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In a flash of hangover induced creativity i had quite an interesting conversation with a girl i am seeing. She has severe intimacy issues. And here's what i came up with: " being with you is like milking a goat - one can't do it, but if he does, he will certainly not drink it". She wasn't very pleased with that. That means i am free to drinking through all weekend. That's quite a tip if you're more into boozing and less into dating right?
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I think I will follow suit. Fuck em girls. Cheersoldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2017 6:47 amIn a flash of hangover induced creativity i had quite an interesting conversation with a girl i am seeing. She has severe intimacy issues. And here's what i came up with: " being with you is like milking a goat - one can't do it, but if he does, he will certainly not drink it". She wasn't very pleased with that. That means i am free to drinking through all weekend. That's quite a tip if you're more into boozing and less into dating right?
Drink!
Re: Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
Rule # 1 Find someone who doesn't drink a drop. Not a tea totaling wet hen. Someone who will tolerate you drunkenness without draining your booze fund.
Let's face it sunshine, you ain't making enough cash to support two drunks. Ask Buk. He knows what's up.
Rule # 2 If rule 1 fails find a wealthy drunk lady as a sugar mama.
Let's face it sunshine, you ain't making enough cash to support two drunks. Ask Buk. He knows what's up.
Rule # 2 If rule 1 fails find a wealthy drunk lady as a sugar mama.
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Okay Mr. Smart Skunk. Now that you are dating someone, you have to update this thread with your dating tips and how to's.
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No tips here. I can be quite charming when i don't go around spewing dick jokes and drunkenly insulting girl's parents.
And finally - she is not a dry!
And finally - she is not a dry!