Dating for drunks: tips/how to's

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DATING PROFILE 559M4

NAME: JIMMY LESTER [R.I.P.]

GENDER: NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN' BUSINESS

AGE: OLD ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR ASS

OCCUPATION: WORKIN' IT. FUCK.

INTERESTS: VULGAR LANGUAGE, RANDOM VIOLENCE, SQUALOR, EXCESSIVE INTOXICATION, FATHERING BASTARDS

DISINTERESTS: BEING STRUCK BY A TRUCK AT HIGH SPEED WHILE STUMBLING DRUNK ACROSS FOUR LANES OF TRAFFIC
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DATING PROFILE 937X420

NAME: THURSTON DRUNK III

GENDER: APARTHEID, OHIO

AGED: BARREL

OCCUPATION: FERAL DRUNK AT LARGE

INTERESTS: ASHTRAYS, EMPTY BOTTLES, REFORMED CONTRADICTORY DUDEISM, TRUTH, PONCHOS & HATS

DISLIKES: DISAMBIGUATIONS, BURNT BACON, MONDAY - FRIDAY, ANTIDISINGEUOUS CONTRADICTIONS
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Okole maluna!

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:29 pm
A date with oldsmartskunk
He is as successful as i am! And just as creepily smooth. Priceless!

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Got your dating soundtrack
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Catching up the best I can...

Mrs Malice v2.0 set the tone on the first date. We went to a vinyard and polished off a few bottles of wine. Good, good....

First time I went to her house, she was drinking out of the knock-off-Riedel giant-ass wine glass..the one with the straight sides that holds nearly a 750 bottle of wine.

We had talked about it prior (communication and lubrication are keys to a good relationship) but I figured she wasn't as good a drinker as me.
DRINK!
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^^^ match made in the vineyard, nice
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Dating for drunks
pro tip
Bring flowers, Four Roses

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^^^^ hahahaaha!

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Make sure it's the "small batch". Bitches love small batches.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Oct 16, 2021 3:29 pm
Make sure it's the "small batch". Bitches love small batches.
Perhaps. But a real woman craves something bottled in bond.

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:33 pm
Dating for drunks
pro tip
Bring flowers, Four Roses
That Sir is all star pub post worthy!
Drink!
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