Stuff I thought as a Kid

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I used to think that because movies were once in black and white that reality itself used to be black and white.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:22 am
mistah willies wrote:
Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:06 pm
I couldn't watch Saturday morning shows on the floor while wearing only my tighty whites with my repast of roof-of-the-mouth-shredding Honeycomb Hide-out cereal.

I'd thought that the television people, whether real or drawn, could see me as i could see them, so I put on a tie. In addition to my tighty whites. Proper. Perhaps Alex P. Keaton did that as well.
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And I thought because Brad Pitt was some fagott in Legends of the fall, he was fucking gay in real life
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I used to worry that girls might know when I've masturbated.
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Nausea wrote:
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masturbated.
As a kid?
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I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
Yep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.

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I thought Dear Booze was cool
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Hugh wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:25 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 am
I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
Yep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.
So what happened? Did Grandpa learn to look away after a few weeks or you just got cool with the idea of him watching?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:13 am
Hugh wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:25 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 am
I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
Yep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.
So what happened? Did Grandpa learn to look away after a few weeks or you just got cool with the idea of him watching?
It was done in his honour, Special occasions only
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