Have you ever been to Winnipeg in the Canada? Does it exist? What's it like? Besides the Jets, what is there? I have met someone from Saskatoon, before. And, for some reason, I am convinced that Edmonton really exists, but what about Winnipeg?
I've heard about the seasonal attack on moose by the Northern Wooly Chupacabra. Do they pose a threat to white people?
Has anyone been to Winnipeg?
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Has anyone been to Winnipeg?
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Yes. Winnipeg exists. It is cold. But it has a great jazz and folk festival every year with awesome drugs, eh. And it is way cooler that Edmonton, but not as douchebaggy as Toronto. Regular white people are not allowed to own guns in Canadia, so the jackelope and northern wooly maplefoot do pose a very real threat in the vast, frozen wastelands surrounding the city.
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Re: Has anyone been to Winnipeg?
Very helpful BF. I learned to nuke a place before visit thanks to Whinypeg
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Oh, to be in Winnipeg ere the marmots arrive and the geese blot out the sun...
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Re: Has anyone been to Winnipeg?
I've never been there and I highly doubt it's existence. I'm not even positive Canada is still up there.
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Re: Has anyone been to Winnipeg?
I researched Canadia, ey, and they're building a wall out of the non-exported wood now, because of, ya know, tariffs. They're building a wall against us, but with doors that open only on their side.scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:29 pmI've never been there and I highly doubt it's existence. I'm not even positive Canada is still up there.
Re: Has anyone been to Winnipeg?
I have played paintball in the wilds of PA to the north with the fabled folk of Canuckistan. They and it exist. You have to journey far and tread a perilous path behind a great water fall to get there, but oh the wonders that lie in that great land. Rye whiskey as far as the eye can see. And Screech, ah the stuff will put hair on your chest and nether regions the like of which make razors shudder and depilatories rendered useless.mistah willies wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:46 pmI researched Canadia, ey, and they're building a wall out of the non-exported wood now, because of, ya know, tariffs. They're building a wall against us, but with doors that open only on their side.scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:29 pmI've never been there and I highly doubt it's existence. I'm not even positive Canada is still up there.
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