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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:57 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 06, 2022 12:05 pm
Those guys are just lucky that I don`t know where they live
Why? Are you gonna TP their houses?
He's going to key 'fuck you' into their cars and run away into the sunset.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:58 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed Feb 09, 2022 5:45 pm
Ugly masseuses. Don't touch me.
Even if they're women?
Even the Gungans.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:58 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed Feb 09, 2022 5:45 pm
Ugly masseuses. Don't touch me.
Even if they're women?
I prefer ugly women as certified massage therapists so there’s no chance of, shall we say, inadvertent movement down there.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:43 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:58 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed Feb 09, 2022 5:45 pm
Ugly masseuses. Don't touch me.
Even if they're women?
I prefer ugly women as certified massage therapists so there’s no chance of, shall we say, inadvertent movement down there.
Yeah just close your eyes Naus
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Trying to take a simple, peaceful piss at work and being barraged by the nauseating butt-fumes of the trucker in there before you who had probably had it stewing in his guttyworks for hours.

I was like 25% of the way to puking with my dick in my hand.
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Nausea getting nauseous. Now that's funny.

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The existential horror of trucker butt-fumes

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As you inhale the trucker butt-fumes, the various molecules of methane sulfite and airborne fecal particulate matter enter your respiratory system. Along with the atmosphere, the afore mentioned stink molecules are then captured by the alveoli sacks of your lungs and transferred into your bloodstream whereby they are metabolized into the very fabric of your corporeal being. Forever.
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So bassically...the trucker took a shit on Nausea's lungs. I smell worker's comp.

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Yep. Nausea huffed a major trucker dump. Things kids do to get high these days.
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I’m currently getting an oil change.

This smooth dude is up-selling me on all kinds of stuff. They say a sucker is born every day.

In other news, I can’t wait to pick up some morning Schnapps. Drank almost all my beers while watching Beerfest last night.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Feb 26, 2022 11:15 am
Drank almost all my beers while watching Beerfest last night.
Beautiful, good beer movie
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The phrase "bumpin' uglies". Ewwwww
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The phrase "finna"
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Finna bumpin' uglies.

Yeah that just sounds retarded.

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"Tryna" too.

You tryna trip too, bro?
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