well that's what you get when you wear leopard print man thongs two sizes too small.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:48 pmMy underwear are too tight. They’re cutting off the circulation to my brain. Fuck.
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Artful Drunktective
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Stop shopping at Baby Gap.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:48 pmMy underwear are too tight. They’re cutting off the circulation to my brain. Fuck.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Yea, we know. You keep DMing us the same information. I don't think anyone is going to judge. Or care.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:32 amAs for me, I stopped wearing underwear all together. They make my balls too sweaty.
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Why is the crotch of your sweatpants all wet?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 5:29 pmWhy are you such a dick?
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Duh that's why I threw my undies away at the gay bar in Vegas. My affection for going commando started there.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 5:36 pmYea, we know. You keep DMing us the same information. I don't think anyone is going to judge. Or care.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 11:32 amAs for me, I stopped wearing underwear all together. They make my balls too sweaty.
Okole maluna!
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I thought he shopped at Frederick's of Hollywood?Patchez wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:02 pmStop shopping at Baby Gap.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:48 pmMy underwear are too tight. They’re cutting off the circulation to my brain. Fuck.
Okole maluna!
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I gave up on underwear too. Now I simply wear a protective garment fashioned from a length of fire hose, some cargo netting and a repelling harness.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Is that a pickelhaube in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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Hate these damn fruit flies we brought home from the farm market. Goddamn free loading sons of bitches.
Watching them drown in apple cider vinegar is kind of amusing though.
Watching them drown in apple cider vinegar is kind of amusing though.
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