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French male prostitutes. Sure, they are hot, sexy, but unreliable. They can never get an erection when you need one!

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 12:27 pm
French male prostitutes. Sure, they are hot, sexy, but unreliable. They can never get an erection when you need one!
Ever seen the movie Priceless?

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 1:38 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 12:27 pm
French male prostitutes. Sure, they are hot, sexy, but unreliable. They can never get an erection when you need one!
Ever seen the movie Priceless?
No, that sounds too gay for me

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 12:27 pm
French male prostitutes. Sure, they are hot, sexy, but unreliable. They can never get an erection when you need one!
Maybe they prefer to receive. It's your job to accommodate this preference as Gaylord Extraordinaire.

Have at it, cowboy.
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Nausea wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 2:35 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri May 14, 2021 12:27 pm
French male prostitutes. Sure, they are hot, sexy, but unreliable. They can never get an erection when you need one!
Maybe they prefer to receive. It's your job to accommodate this preference as Gaylord Extraordinaire.

Have at it, cowboy.
Their outtake is bigger than their intake you mean?
Drink!
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When you are drunk watching music videos and KISS comes on -without their make-up- and you can't take your eyes off of it or even change the song because you are secretly kind of enjoying it and how terrible it is.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 11:28 pm
When you are drunk watching music videos and KISS comes on -without their make-up- and you can't take your eyes off of it or even change the song because you are secretly kind of enjoying it and how terrible it is.
You sound like a person I would like to drink with

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Ha! I've youtubed post 70's Kiss before. I also hate myself a little the morning after.

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scream ale wrote:
Tue May 25, 2021 6:10 am
Ha! I've youtubed post 70's Kiss before. I also hate myself a little the morning after.
"Lick it Up" has got to be the worst - especially Gene jizus he's so cheesy! I do believe that song was their debut without make-up too. How unfortunate. At least "Tears Are Falling" a few years later was a better song and tolerable video. If we have to look at KISS without make-up that is.
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You sound like a person I would like to drink with
Yes it would be fun, no doubt!
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When I accidentally over-salt something.

When I look up several different recipes of the exact same thing online for comparison and the cooking methods, times, temperatures, ingredients, increments and measurements etc. are all extremely varied. I usually just ask smarty ass Badfellow.

When I use an app like "Soundhound" or "Shazam" and it still doesn't recognize the song.

When I find a really kick-ass product at the grocery store only to never see it again.

When I save a movie on Youtube to watch later and then when I go back to watch it says the video is now private or removed. WTF
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When people ask you questions about various cooking methods, especially when they could just look it up online. I’m not naming names here. ^^^
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^ ^ ^ DUH I specifically said that was the problem. All the online sources are different or conflicting. That's why I ask a trusted source instead, smart ass.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed May 26, 2021 3:45 am

When I save a movie on Youtube to watch later and then when I go back to watch it says the video is now private or removed. WTF
You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?
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Nausea wrote:
Wed May 26, 2021 2:16 pm
You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?
I would totally steel beer from someone I don't like if they pissed me off and the opportunity presented itself.

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Nausea wrote:
Wed May 26, 2021 2:16 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed May 26, 2021 3:45 am

When I save a movie on Youtube to watch later and then when I go back to watch it says the video is now private or removed. WTF
You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?
Yeah I agree with Scream. It depends on whose house I'm at. But normally I'm the type that wouldn't even ask much less steal. I'd either bring my own or would wait to be offered. But these asswipes who put the video on YouTube for the world to see in the first place is offering it to me. They don't have to make it public. They don't have to share. That's like offering you a beer and then taking it back after you already opened it and took a swig.
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