Shit we hate:

[Merchant Seaman]

When I save a movie on Youtube to watch later and then when I go back to watch it says the video is now private or removed. WTF

You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?

Yeah I agree with Scream. It depends on whose house I'm at. But normally I'm the type that wouldn't even ask much less steal. I'd either bring my own or would wait to be offered. But these asswipes who put the video on YouTube for the world to see in the first place is offering it to me. They don't have to make it public. They don't have to share. That's like offering you a beer and then taking it back after you already opened it and took a swig.

Exactly, if they didn't want to share, they shouldn't have to begin with, that being said, sometimes that happens when the film was copyrighted, like the Morgan Freeman imitator reading that sorority cunt punt letter.

[Badfellow]

I would never steal a beer. But I will drink a beer that incidentally happens to be there.

[Badfellow]

^ ^ ^ DUH I specifically said that was the problem. All the online sources are different or conflicting. That's why I ask a trusted source instead, smart ass.

As part of my job for [REDACTED], I am often required to fabricate and disseminate erroneous information regarding things such as basic food preparation. For example, in North Korea it is widely believed that the cooking time for a fried egg is anywhere between 30 seconds to 4 days, depending whether or not you have eggs, while in the fellow axis-of-evil state of Iran, hamburgers are best made by boiling and served soggy on the bun.

[Nausea]

I would steal all of ya'll's beers. Fight me.

[Badfellow]

The beer is there to distract you while I’m drinking all your whiskey.

[Artful Drunktective]

You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?

Yeah I agree with Scream. It depends on whose house I'm at. But normally I'm the type that wouldn't even ask much less steal. I'd either bring my own or would wait to be offered. But these asswipes who put the video on YouTube for the world to see in the first place is offering it to me. They don't have to make it public. They don't have to share. That's like offering you a beer and then taking it back after you already opened it and took a swig.

Exactly, if they didn't want to share, they shouldn't have to begin with, that being said, sometimes that happens when the film was copyrighted, like the Morgan Freeman imitator reading that sorority cunt punt letter.

Yes the copyright thing is a bit of a bitch indeed and I totally get it and respect what people do upload as many of them go to great lengths to try and make it "legal"- ie - change the name of the movie title, camera editing, adding music etc. But man I was halfway through a movie the other night and had to go to bed and when I tried to watch the rest the next day, it was changed to "private". Maybe they got busted or something. Oh well. I'll take what I can get and appreciate that. Still hate it though. HA.

[Patchez]

When I save a movie on Youtube to watch later and then when I go back to watch it says the video is now private or removed. WTF

You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?

Pretty sure one of the Rules is the only thing that tastes better than free booze is stolen booze.

So yeah. Keep your hands on your drinks at all times.

[benitobeast69]

When I save a movie on Youtube to watch later and then when I go back to watch it says the video is now private or removed. WTF

You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?

oh i would yeah, defo. as much as i could steal.

[Nausea]

Super long mole hairs.

[scream ale]

You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?

Pretty sure one of the Rules is the only thing that tastes better than free booze is stolen booze.

So yeah. Keep your hands on your drinks at all times.

Keep your friends close, but keep your twelve pack closer.

[Merchant Seaman]

Keep your friends close, but keep your twelve pack closer.
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Wise words

[Artful Drunktective]

You wouldn't steal a BEER would you?

So yeah. Keep your hands on your drinks at all times.

You also might want to do that so you don't get roofied.

[Patchez]

You also might want to do that so you don't get roofied.

Nah. I just leave a note saying "If using roofies double the dose. High tolerance."

[Badfellow]

Maybe some of us want to get roofied.

[Artful Drunktective]

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