Shit we hate:

[scream ale]

When you cross your legs and tear a hole in your penis.

Dude.. you need help.

[oettinger]

When you cross your legs and tear a hole in your penis.

Dude.. you need help.

You really think someone could help him?

[Artful Drunktective]

When you cross your legs and tear a hole in your penis.

I hate it when that happens.

[oettinger]

The neighbour lady mowing the lawn on saturday morning. It`s especially stupid since it rained all night. You don`t cut the grass cleanly at all when it`s soaking wet you dumb bitch. She does it so randomly though that I think she does it to vent off after having an argument with her husband

[oldsmartskunk]

Slipping on a wet concrete which results in tearing of your jeans... In the ass area.

[Patchez]

Slipping on a wet concrete which results in tearing of your jeans... In the ass area.

So you're upset about assless jeans? Ok. What have you done with the real OSS?

[Artful Drunktective]

Slipping on a wet concrete which results in tearing of your jeans... In the ass area.

So you're upset about assless jeans? Ok. What have you done with the real OSS?

Yeah really. Weren't your jeans already assless in the first place?! Then I could see how that woulda hurt.

[oettinger]

Old smart crack


I hate people weed wacking on a drunken saturday morning

[Patchez]

Old smart crack


I hate people weed wacking on a drunken saturday morning

Then put down the weed whacker and pick up an adult beverage.

See. I'm a problem solver.

[Savage]

Coconut. Beef liver. Coffee. Stupid people who think they are smart. Dogshit where I am walking. The godawful abomination that is known as sweet tea. Drink tea plain or just admit you hate tea. Stealing a bottle of what we thought was vodka from a hotel ballroom with my best boy buddy, and cracking it to find it was water. Hey, we were seventeen. And little assholes.

[Badfellow]

YouTube clips of guys raving that they ate a 100mg cannabis edible. I eat that much for breakfast. Try wolfing down a 7g Nepalese temple ball and then we can talk about being "stoned".

[Nausea]

Try wolfing down a 7g Nepalese temple ball and then we can talk about being DEAD.

No thanks.

[Badfellow]

Try wolfing down a 7g Nepalese temple ball and then we can talk about being DEAD.

No thanks.

You sound like an even bigger weenie than this guy.

[Nausea]

Songs that have what sounds like your ring tone in them. Or faint police/ambulance sirens.

[Badfellow]

Riot police and cop sirens. Tear gas and tire fires by the light of the full moon. Armored personnel carriers. Unmarked helicopters.