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Re: Shit we hate:
When the phlebotomist misses your vein the first time. Leaves a nice bruise.
Can't they just hire heroin addicts?
Can't they just hire heroin addicts?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Yeah that's fun. I had blood drawn so much in one of my stays in the hospital that they had to call in a vein specialist to find a vein. I think I was sucked dry.
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I think I had that happen in a Cuban sugarcane field with a Cuban hooker. Or was it Castro's wife?
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Typing on a German keyboard. I can't find shit and don't know how to use the shift, function, and control keys anymore because a lot of keys are all switched around. Like the colon and semi-colon key for example is one of the German umlauts. (Ä, Ö, and Ü.) Apples = Äpfel.
And it was impossible for me to find the equals sign just now. I come from the Apple IIC days. I'm too old to learn.
And it was impossible for me to find the equals sign just now. I come from the Apple IIC days. I'm too old to learn.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Is there really a difference?
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Re: Shit we hate:
Tucking in part of a shirt or sweater. Not the whole thing. Just the hipster part of it.
Who comes up with this shit?
Who comes up with this shit?
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Genetic or price difference?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Shit we hate:
Umlauts.
I used to think they were cool. Even exotic in their dorky, European sort of way. Now they’re just unnecessary dots fucking with my vowel pronunciations.
Sorry, don’t mean to sound like an åsshole or ænything.
I used to think they were cool. Even exotic in their dorky, European sort of way. Now they’re just unnecessary dots fucking with my vowel pronunciations.
Sorry, don’t mean to sound like an åsshole or ænything.
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Re: Shit we hate:
I think Robby Bobby does that with his wife-beater.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed Feb 01, 2023 3:31 pmIsn't that called a "French tuck"? That might explain a lot.
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Yeah nein, from an English speaking standpoint, the umlauts just complicate everything. Most of the time, an umlaut suddenly appears when it's a plural reference and all these rigid German rules apply (Am I allowed to say that without being called the N word?). For example: If I'm talking about my brother it's
mein Bruder
But if I'm talkin' about my brothers - plural - it's
Brüder with the umlaut.
Ain't no English speakers ever gunna get it. I'm tryin' my best. Drinking helps.
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I hate that I like the movie "Dirty Dancing". And the fact that I find Swayze sexy in it.
I hate that I like Flo-Rida's "Welcome to my house" song.
I also hate lentils. Probably said that before. And Circus Peanuts. And raisins.
I hate that I supported Dear Booze while he was campaigning for "Town/City Manager" in the town of Cloverdorff, CA, all the while undisclosed to me, he was burying hooker corpses in the Death Valley. I could have helped him dispose the bodies better where they will never be found, being a "detective" and all. Just bury them uphill. Cops are too lazy to look up there. Us overweight law enforcement types will never walk up there, unlike the behemoth strength of serial killers who have the energy to not only torture, murder, and carry a body uphill, but in addition, dig a grave and bury a corpse- which is a lot of work I assume.
Follow #ADetective on Twitter or whatever platform on how to commit crimes and yet, go unscathed from the law.
I hate that I like Flo-Rida's "Welcome to my house" song.
I also hate lentils. Probably said that before. And Circus Peanuts. And raisins.
I hate that I supported Dear Booze while he was campaigning for "Town/City Manager" in the town of Cloverdorff, CA, all the while undisclosed to me, he was burying hooker corpses in the Death Valley. I could have helped him dispose the bodies better where they will never be found, being a "detective" and all. Just bury them uphill. Cops are too lazy to look up there. Us overweight law enforcement types will never walk up there, unlike the behemoth strength of serial killers who have the energy to not only torture, murder, and carry a body uphill, but in addition, dig a grave and bury a corpse- which is a lot of work I assume.
Follow #ADetective on Twitter or whatever platform on how to commit crimes and yet, go unscathed from the law.
Okole maluna!
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Also remember to plant endangered plants over the gravesite so they can't dig it up.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Feb 09, 2023 9:47 amI hate that I like the movie "Dirty Dancing". And the fact that I find Swayze sexy in it.
I hate that I like Flo-Rida's "Welcome to my house" song.
I also hate lentils. Probably said that before. And Circus Peanuts. And raisins.
I hate that I supported Dear Booze while he was campaigning for "Town/City Manager" in the town of Cloverdorff, CA, all the while undisclosed to me, he was burying hooker corpses in the Death Valley. I could have helped him dispose the bodies better where they will never be found, being a "detective" and all. Just bury them uphill. Cops are too lazy to look up there. Us overweight law enforcement types will never walk up there, unlike the behemoth strength of serial killers who have the energy to not only torture, murder, and carry a body uphill, but in addition, dig a grave and bury a corpse- which is a lot of work I assume.
Follow #ADetective on Twitter or whatever platform on how to commit crimes and yet, go unscathed from the law.
Another trick is to fill the grave half way up then put a road killed animal in and finish filling the hole. The cadaver dogs will alert and they will dig till they find the animal then call it quits.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice