Why I never married.
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- Badfellow
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Re: Why I never married.
Marriage is for chumps who have been duped by the conspiracy of the industrial/wedding/military complex. That’s right, married couples breeding more cattle to consume the mindless fodder created by the elites to keep the shithead proletarians placated.
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Re: Why I never married.
If we had emoticon reactions for the board I'd give you a big giant thumbs up right here.
Re: Why I never married.
I now pronounce Bedfellow and Hugh as husband and husband. You may kiss the w(h)ine.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- Badfellow
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Re: Why I never married.
You’re not an Inter-Faith Minister of the Universal Life Church, are you? Go marry your cat, dingus. In fact, I now pronounce you husband and meow.
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Re: Why I never married.
I forsee two ugly divorces coming up in the near future that I`ve to explain to lord.
Drink!
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- whiskeyprick
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Re: Why I never married.
where have you been all my life?
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- Savage
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Hemingway had four wives.Lush City wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 1:05 amThe lonely single men of MGTOW
That is men going their own way. Quite a nice empowering read for up and coming young men. Live like Hemingway! You should be prepared to live your waning days alone, unless you are some rock star or entertainment icon, which you are not....So, if you can get over that you are good to go!
https://www.avoiceformen.com/ncfm/the-l ... -of-mgtow/
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- Savage
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I was never going to get married. The old man passed out in the chair has been my responsibility for 38 years. I need a drink.Savage wrote: ↑Wed Mar 23, 2022 1:14 amHemingway had four wives.Lush City wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 1:05 amThe lonely single men of MGTOW
That is men going their own way. Quite a nice empowering read for up and coming young men. Live like Hemingway! You should be prepared to live your waning days alone, unless you are some rock star or entertainment icon, which you are not....So, if you can get over that you are good to go!
https://www.avoiceformen.com/ncfm/the-l ... -of-mgtow/
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