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vaalaa wrote:
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No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's)
Krishna sounds a lot like my ex-girlfriend.
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vaalaa wrote:
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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept *sneeze* the Supreme Personality of God-Head. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
God Head? Now you've piqued my curiosity. How much, and where to have this?


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vaalaa wrote:
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No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's)
Krishna sounds a lot like my ex-girlfriend.
Yes, and old Vaalaa writes and spells like DivaBitch
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KrishnaBitch?
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vaalaa wrote:
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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )
Yes, yes I can. Sit down, this is gonna take 52 years or so.
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Being an adherent of Krishna, to me, doesn't seem that bad. Not what this person is preaching. This is that Krishna Consciousness malarky. They're a bunch of Seventh Day Adventists, but with robes. I used to talk to the dudes from that one Krishna punk rock band. They were nice and played some rad hardcore, but they also tried to give you the business.

Fun fact: the last heiress of the Fisher family, of GM fame, fell under the influence of the KC movement and willed the Fisher mansion, on the Detroit river to them. It was/is a commune and you can take tours. It's pretty interesting.
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vaalaa wrote:
Tue May 23, 2017 11:23 am
if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )
Well, that would be rather contradictory for me beings how those 6 things make me happy. Especially the "garlic's".
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Garlic is known, in some circles, as " the Devil's Testicles".
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#5:

Please drink, smoke, play cards, eat whatever you want within personal reason, never have sex out of hate,

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Listen to the Forest For The Trees on occasion.


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There are over 100 Garlics including Aglio Blanco, , Ail de Pays Parne, Applegate, Beekeepers’ Sicilian, Burque, California, Italian Late, Italian Purple, Kettle River Giant, Lorz Italian; Lukak, Madrid, New York White, Novo Troitzk, Oregon Blue, Transylvanian, Guatemalan, Labera, Spanish Benitee, Majestic, Montana, Rosewood, Stull, Susan D, Vostani, Gourmet Red, Khabar, Lithuanian Purple, Metechi, Northe, Persian Star, Purple Glazer,Pskem, Red Grain, Red Rezan, Russian Giant, Samarkand, Shatili, Shevlisi, Siberian, Skuri, Vekak, Amish, Bavarian; Brown Saxon, Caretaker, Carpathian, Celeste, Easy Peel, German Giant, German Mountain, German Red, Island, Italian Purple, Killarney Red, Korean Red, Okanagan Blue, Osage, Paw Paw, Penasco Blue, Russian Red, Slovenian, Spanish Roja, Ukraine, Youghiogheny Purple, Yugoslavian, Baja Morado, Bolivian, Greek, Idaho Silver, Locati, Mexican Red Silver, Mild French, Mother of Pearl, Mt. St. Helens, Nootka Rose, Rose du Var, S and H Silver, Sicilian, Silver Rose, Silverwhite, Bangkok, Basque, Blossom, Chengdu, China Dawn, China Stripe, Chinese Purple, Lotus, Maiskij, Red Janice, Shandong, Shilla, Tashkent, Thai Fire, Thai Purple, Topal, Tzan, Uzbek, Xian.

But wait. Vaalaa said "No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )". Perhaps all of these garlics are okay to eat. But whatever you do, don't eat Garlic's meat.

So who is Garlic? And why can't we eat his or her meat?

Jesus, why did you ban her? I have so many fucking questions.
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Dude, like you totally forgot to mention Chesnook Red, German Extra Hardy, Music, Deerfield Purple, Mennonite, Skunk #1, Krasnodar, Provencal, Corsican or Metachi.

And I thought you were cool.
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Dude. Are you a cop. You totally have to tell me if you are one now that I asked. It's totally the law.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed May 24, 2017 1:35 pm
Jesus, why did you ban her? I have so many fucking questions.
Yeah Badfellow! First DivaBitch and now Vaalaa! We still had so much to learn. Inquiring minds wanted to know!

Nice work on your own "garlic's" knowledge BTW. And to think you called me (and Booze but that's obvious) a nerd before...ya total nerd.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed May 24, 2017 2:58 pm
Dude, like you totally forgot to mention Chesnook Red, German Extra Hardy, Music, Deerfield Purple, Mennonite, Skunk #1, Krasnodar, Provencal, Corsican or Metachi.

And I thought you were cool.
Sorry. I should have also mentioned black cat, kick butt, screaming mimis, lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blaster, gut busters, zippity do da, crap flappers, whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter stick), and kitty chasers.
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