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aroa wrote:Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.
I chanted it but I still ain't happy...maybe I need another drink?
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aroa wrote:...Why should you waste your time?...
Well hello there aroa. I'm not exactly sure how to pronounce your name. So how about if I just call you Dick? I think it suits you and will be easy to remember.

I just sat down with a nice hot cup of coffee/kahlua/bailey's and started to read some nice stories about drinking. And then I came across your post. Your first and only post.

I'd like to offer you some advice, Dick. If your mission is to peddle a large crock of spiritual nonsence, you are going about it the wrong way. I advise you to be the smartest, best person you can be. Then, people will say "hey, that Dick is a really cool guy. I wonder why he's so fucking smart, and wise, and fantastic. Let's find out more about him."

But you didn't do that, did you? Nope, you barged into our house without even a "hello, how are you" and started giving pointers and lessons.

I'm offended. So offended that I will spend the day chanting "Fuck Krishna, fuck fuck fuck, fuck krishna..."

Yes. You wasted my time. And you are a DICK!
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Damn fine rant there my friend.

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Now that the original post is gone, the contents section of this thread shows Peete as the instigator of this whole thing.

Nice job, Peetie.
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Dear Booze wrote:Now that the original post is gone, the contents section of this thread shows Peete as the instigator of this whole thing.

Nice job, Peetie.
I wish the MODS woulda left up the original post...it was a humdinger.
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peetie44 wrote:
Dear Booze wrote:Now that the original post is gone, the contents section of this thread shows Peete as the instigator of this whole thing.

Nice job, Peetie.
I wish the MODS woulda left up the original post...it was a humdinger.
I agree! I loved that post.
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My bad, I admit. The weirdo pissed me off, so I sent him to re-incarnate somewhere else.


But here is what he wrote, in it's entirety:

Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit sex, No gambling, No drugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit sex, no gambling, no drugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( w w w . asitis . com {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, sex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.

If he comes back, next time he'll be a bug under the shoe...

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Lovely, now I am uncertain if the acid actually had any effect.

On other side of it, this was pretty fresh take on the theater of spam-stuff, so heavily dominated by kitchen deals and scam deals of every ilk.

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Bur wrote:Lovely, now I am uncertain if the acid actually had any effect.

On other side of it, this was pretty fresh take on the theater of spam-stuff, so heavily dominated by kitchen deals and scam deals of every ilk.
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Yeah, that peetie44 started this whole thing.


Well, not really, just trying to be a hairy Christener.

Now chant after me: Ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oy oy oy.

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Well, we would believe any old smart looking dude with saggy balls with half assed interpretation of our life. The truth is, i'm still drunk from yesterday and i believe that unicorns procreate with pink elephants in wonder land while listening to ZZ TOP's greatest hits. They decide our fate !

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oldsmartskunk wrote:Well, we would believe any old smart looking dude with saggy balls with half assed interpretation of our life. The truth is, i'm still drunk from yesterday and i believe that unicorns procreate with pink elephants in wonder land while listening to ZZ TOP's greatest hits. They decide our fate !
Do hairy Kirschners even have any balls left?

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mistah willies wrote:
oldsmartskunk wrote:Well, we would believe any old smart looking dude with saggy balls with half assed interpretation of our life. The truth is, i'm still drunk from yesterday and i believe that unicorns procreate with pink elephants in wonder land while listening to ZZ TOP's greatest hits. They decide our fate !
Do hairy Kirschners even have any balls left?
Guess we'll never know if those Krishnas are hairy or not...

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Balls rolling down the hole. Hopefully them Krashners don't reproduce. They just steal.


They also don't have anyone who responds when someone says "hi" on other sites.

But, we could try?


Let's go for it! Frig it, let's have some fun.

Maybe this will bring P back in a fury...


Let's give a shot! I'll take a double of black ink

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Suck my hairy krishnas!

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