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oldsmartskunk wrote:Suck my hairy krishnas!
Ask him for this favor yourself.

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mistah willies wrote:Aroa has been unbanned
Good on ya, misty will!
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oooooooo. I hope he comes back. I have sooooo many questions.
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Patchez wrote:oooooooo. I hope he comes back. I have sooooo many questions.
Too bad, I think the welcoming culture of this board needs a couple of more shots.

What do they drink in next life?

When in heaven are you hung over from life?

Can you be late to work in haven?

Do you, and other people, smell bad in heaven?

Do you need to whipe your ass in heaven/does shit even exist in heaven?

Does your cellphone run out of energy in heaven?

Are you sometimes asleep in heaven, or even passed out? Where`s the fun without fucking up?

Oh yeah, can you break something in heaven?

Is smoking allowed?

What if I said "thanks no" to the virgins, "I just want your mom"

Is the bottle always open in heaven?

Can you drunk drive in heaven?

Should I bring my own stuff to heaven? You know just in case, eternity is a long time...

If so, do they refund my empties?

If yes, do you think there`s enough space for that in heaven? Really?
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oettinger wrote:
Patchez wrote:oooooooo. I hope he comes back. I have sooooo many questions.
Too bad, I think the welcoming culture of this board needs a couple of more shots.

What do they drink in next life?

When in heaven are you hung over from life?

Can you be late to work in haven?

Do you, and other people, smell bad in heaven?

Do you need to whipe your ass in heaven/does shit even exist in heaven?

Does your cellphone run out of energy in heaven?

Are you sometimes asleep in heaven, or even passed out? Where`s the fun without fucking up?

Oh yeah, can you break something in heaven?

Is smoking allowed?

What if I said "thanks no" to the virgins, "I just want your mom"

Is the bottle always open in heaven?

Can you drunk drive in heaven?

Should I bring my own stuff to heaven? You know just in case, eternity is a long time...

If so, do they refund my empties?

If yes, do you think there`s enough space for that in heaven? Really?
Holy Krishna. I hope he comes back too. These are some very good questions indeed.

Also, do we have to wear uniforms?

What about food. First, do we eat? And if so, do we all eat the same thing or can we get what we want. And do we have to cook it ourselves or are there other people who will do it for us. If there are other people who will cook, what gives? Are they being punished for something?

Since "eternity" means forever, time means nothing. Since this is the case, I can only imagine how shitty the music will be. Certainly nothing you can dace to, and probably worse than a Phish concert.

And I really like golfing and gambling. I believe that in a perfect place, you can pretty much expect everything to be perfect. What’s the fun in hitting a hole in one on every shot? Or getting a royal flush on each deal?

Wow I hope he comes back.
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Especially when everyone has a royal flush.
Constantine contemplated that heaven must be communist
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Ya know, now it's time to go spam up his site.

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wisp o' the willies wrote:Ya know, now it's time to go spam up his site.
Post a link.
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peetie44 wrote:
wisp o' the willies wrote:Ya know, now it's time to go spam up his site.
Post a link.
Sadly, from the previous page there is only this:

Let's go for it!

Indeed, some spammers only show their wares and then do not engage further.


Waitaminnit.


BRB.

(email? hmmmm)

I'll ask him personally to rejoin, to discuss further. or discus, as it were.

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Wrote this:
We here would like to discuss further, your ideas of enlightenment.

Please invite dialogue with us.
In an email to Aroa.

Frig it. let's see what happens.

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wisp o' the willies wrote:Wrote this:
We here would like to discuss further, your ideas of enlightenment.

Please invite dialogue with us.
In an email to Aroa.

Frig it. let's see what happens.
We need spiritual enlightenment, goddammit!!?!
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

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Or at the very least spiritual endrunkenment!

Or endrunkenment by spirits!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me every single detail of your `1 cheapest Minute Or your whole hour, day, week, month, year or your whole life ??

if you are not able to tell me about this life then what proof do you have that you didn't forget your past ? and that you will not forget this present life in the future ?

that is Fact that Supreme Lord Krishna exists but we posses no such intelligence to understand him.
there is also next life. and i already proved you that no scientist, no politician, no so-called intelligent man in this world is able to understand this Truth. cuz they are imagining. and you cannot imagine what is god, who is god, what is after life etc.
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for example :Your father existed before your birth. you cannot say that before your birth your father don,t exists.

So you have to ask from mother, "Who is my father?" And if she says, "This gentleman is your father," then it is all right. It is easy.
Otherwise, if you makes research, "Who is my father?" go on searching for life; you'll never find your father.

( now maybe...maybe you will say that i will search my father from D.N.A, or i will prove it by photo's, or many other thing's which i will get from my mother and prove it that who is my Real father.{ So you have to believe the authority. who is that authority ? she is your mother. you cannot claim of any photo's, D.N.A or many other things without authority ( or ur mother ).

if you will show D.N.A, photo's, and many other proofs from other women then your mother. then what is use of those proofs ??} )

same you have to follow real authority. "Whatever You have spoken, I accept it," Then there is no difficulty. And You are accepted by Devala, Narada, Vyasa, and You are speaking Yourself, and later on, all the acaryas have accepted. Then I'll follow.
I'll have to follow great personalities. The same reason mother says, this gentleman is my father. That's all. Finish business. Where is the necessity of making research? All authorities accept Krsna, the Supreme Personality of Godhead. You accept it; then your searching after God is finished.

Why should you waste your time?
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all that is you need is to hear from authority ( same like mother ). and i heard this truth from authority " Srila Prabhupada " he is my spiritual master.
im not talking these all things from my own.
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in this world no `1 can be Peace full. this is all along Fact.

cuz we all are suffering in this world 4 Problems which are Disease, Old age, Death, and Birth after Birth.

tell me are you really happy ?? you can,t be happy if you will ignore these 4 main problem. then still you will be Forced by Nature.
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if you really want to be happy then follow these 6 Things which are No illicit s.ex, No g.ambling, No d.rugs ( No tea & coffee ), No meat-eating ( No onion & garlic's )

5th thing is whatever you eat `1st offer it to Supreme Lord Krishna. ( if you know it what is Guru parama-para then offer them food not direct Supreme Lord Krishna )

and 6th " Main Thing " is you have to Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare ".
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If your not able to follow these 4 things no illicit s.ex, no g.ambling, no d.rugs, no meat-eating then don,t worry but chanting of this holy name ( Hare Krishna Maha-Mantra ) is very-very and very important.

Chant " hare krishna hare krishna krishna krishna hare hare hare rama hare rama rama rama hare hare " and be happy.

if you still don,t believe on me then chant any other name for 5 Min's and chant this holy name for 5 Min's and you will see effect. i promise you it works And chanting at least 16 rounds ( each round of 108 beads ) of the Hare Krishna maha-mantra daily.
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Here is no Question of Holy Books quotes, Personal Experiences, Faith or Belief. i accept that Sometimes Faith is also Blind. Here is already Practical explanation which already proved that every`1 else in this world is nothing more then Busy Foolish and totally idiot.
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every `1 is already Blind in this world and if you will follow another Blind then you both will fall in hole. so try to follow that person who have Spiritual Eyes who can Guide you on Actual Right Path. ( my Authority & Guide is my Spiritual Master " Srila Prabhupada " )
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if you want to see Actual Purpose of human life then see this link : ( triple w ( d . o . t ) asitis ( d . o . t ) c . o . m {Bookmark it })
read it complete. ( i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer which they want to know about why im in this material world, who im, what will happen after this life, what is best thing which will make Human Life Perfect, and what is perfection of Human Life. ) purpose of human life is not to live like animal cuz every`1 at present time doing 4 thing which are sleeping, eating, s.ex & fear. purpose of human life is to become freed from Birth after birth, Old Age, Disease, and Death.

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Hey, are you the guy with the tambourine that I punched in the face at LAX last year?

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vaalaa wrote:
Tue May 23, 2017 11:23 am
... i promise only readers of this book that they { he/she } will get every single answer...
Hey, wait a fucking minute! I thought there are more than two genders now, you insensitive asshole.
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