Official Bono & U2 haters thread

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Bono wrote:Yeah, you know, DB was always a real twat-juicer, you know, so he’s always baggin’ me clover about how I owe him 50 quid or some such shite, and I’m bigger and class’er than DB ‘er Cardi B, so go bullet the blue sky, DB. Yer the reason the Irish hate the English. Lend us another 50 quid then? It’s for charity, I assure U(2)
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You swung at him
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Buncha slutty swingers. Have you no morals? No self control?

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DRINK!

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That’s totally plagiarized from my story about how Sting still owes me a cigarette.



Yes, It was 1982 at The Forum in Inglewood, California. The Police were playing with Oingo Boingo. I was backstage selling Danny Elfman a bag of bunk weed when this tall, blonde, gangly looking Englishman sauntered up to us and said, "Bum us a fag, then."

"Um, I’m not a fag," I replied.

"Fucking cigarette, you daft twat." And then Sting made a pantomiming, monkey like gesture to his mouth. "Give us a fucking cigarette, mate."

"Gordon," interjected Danny Elfman. "You need to, like, chill out."

"Don’t you fucking tell me to chill out, mate. Go play your fucking oingo bongos or whatever the fuck it is you do."

Eager to diffuse the situation and threatened by his lanky, jeering stance, I immediately retrieved a pack of Marlboros and handed one over to Sting. He even expected me to light it for him. I’ll never get that cigarette back.
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"Um, I’m not a fag," I replied. "Well, until I saw you in your leather winged man-panties, that is."
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but…

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…there’s a split second where he looks like he’s going to break out the Buffalo Bill/“Tucker" dance moves. Assuming his crotch doesn’t fly away on wings of leather man panties. It’s all horribly disturbing. How did we end up here?
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That might be the most disturbing image on here.

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I’m blaming Sting and David Lynch. But most of all I blame AD.
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Sting, David Lynch & AD - the unholy trinity.

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^ ^ ^ TRUTH!
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Badfellow wrote:
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"Um, I’m not a fag," I replied. "Well, until I saw you in your leather winged man-panties, that is."
To quote Simple Minds..."Don't you forget about me, BF"

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^ ^ ^ Cac! SA is on to my farting repertoire that makes my whole smug awesomeness facade...cac a dhéanamh! I need a catchy phrase to deter people until I come up with my next gimmick. How about...

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Bono wrote:I’m a rich, butt-chin, Irish bug on the windshield of pop culture.
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