My New House
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- Badfellow
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Re: My New House
You should have your own flag design to fly over the Republic of Sammy... crossed shotguns and a Gadsden rattlesnake beneath a bottle of red-eye whiskey perhaps.
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Re: My New House
Just got bitched at by the neighbors for cranking tunes too loud. Damn. That's what I get for moving to the burbs.
Re: My New House
Marilyn Manson remixes again? Fine suburban folk don't take too kindly to this devil-worshipping "music".
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Admittedly, I was testing the limits with a range of music. The acoustics are just too fine in this house to resist. On the plus side, the Dude next door has a big purple nose, so he may be one of us. Next time I'll give him a wine spritzer and suggest he buy some fucking ear plugs.
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Playing Guns n Roses at 140 decibels is a good way to announce your presence in the neighborhood.
Also, you're in Texas where it's legal to fire your pistols into the air while shouting YEEEEE-HAW! I think it's in the state constitution somewhere.
Also, you're in Texas where it's legal to fire your pistols into the air while shouting YEEEEE-HAW! I think it's in the state constitution somewhere.
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I can also legally shot trespassers. Maybe I need to point that out.
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Re: My New House
Mmm....Bulleit.
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Here's a good one. My Landscaper was trimming shrubs back for winter today and found a tombstone that I'm certain is related to the woman I bought this house from. It says he was in the Army. I have my own personal guard and I don't have to pay him. I salute you Sir!
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A sign saying "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be violated then shot again." Seems appropriate.
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Fell off the Ferris wheel. Twice. Just had the casts taken off. I'm looking to scrap the Ferris wheel.
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How about if you install seats instead of folks having to hold on with their hands? Granted, your Ferris wheel looks like a wagon wheel, but get handcuffs for the riders to keep them attached up there for crying out loud.
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Can you catch your drunk vomit in a looping?mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:18 amHow about if you install seats instead of folks having to hold on with their hands? Granted, your Ferris wheel looks like a wagon wheel, but get handcuffs for the riders to keep them attached up there for crying out loud.
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Saves money on booze huhoettinger wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:42 pmCan you catch your drunk vomit in a looping?mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:18 amHow about if you install seats instead of folks having to hold on with their hands? Granted, your Ferris wheel looks like a wagon wheel, but get handcuffs for the riders to keep them attached up there for crying out loud.