Discover iPOOP, the best new app for smartphone

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Re: Discover iPOOP, the best new app for smartphone

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mistah willies wrote:
Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:57 am
Bear and Rabbit are taking a poop in the woods. Bear calls out to Rabbit, "Hey Rabbit! You ever get shit stuck in your fur?"
Rabbit says, "No. That's sad." So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

What I'm saying is, that which don't kill you weakens you greatly. You almost died.
Dude, uncanny! I was one dangling synapse away from posting that very same joke but figured it was too corny for the avant garde poop crowd.





iPOOP! Question of the Day: how do you deal with the metaphysical angst of running out of toilet paper?

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Re: Discover iPOOP, the best new app for smartphone

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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:45 am
Dude, uncanny! I was one dangling synapse away from posting that very same joke but figured it was too corny for the avant garde poop crowd.


iPOOP! Question of the Day: how do you deal with the metaphysical angst of running out of toilet paper?

Randomly selected replies will receive an official iPOOP! cardboard chamber pot.
¡unCanny! Now if only there was a giant who knew about such tissues as these. Taco Hell?

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Feel safer knowing you can still use socks and undies
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I took two dumps today. Those who eat a lot dump a lot they say.

If I was a scot I`d like to be named Sir Shitalot and be member of the roundtable in Castle Cumalot in the mountains of Drinkalot
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Re: Discover iPOOP, the best new app for smartphone

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2019 4:39 am
I took two dumps today. Those who eat a lot dump a lot they say.

If I was a scot I`d like to be named Sir Shitalot and be member of the roundtable in Castle Cumalot in the mountains of Drinkalot
Sorry, iPOOP! can't help when your brains turn to shit.
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