Do y'all ever order Grubhub?

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Re: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?

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Sammy wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:20 pm
I ate a Wendy's burger today that somebody went and got for me. Then I conversed with a woman via messenger that I barely know until I passed out. I think she may visit at some point. I don't know. Life is like that.
It appears that you are becoming one with the Ethernet.
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Soon all of your world will encompass electricity.

Question remains: if offered, will you choose the red pill or the blue one?

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:15 am
Sammy wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:20 pm
I ate a Wendy's burger today that somebody went and got for me. Then I conversed with a woman via messenger that I barely know until I passed out. I think she may visit at some point. I don't know. Life is like that.
It appears that you are becoming one with the Ethernet.
Your transactions and interactions each involve electrons.
Soon all of your world will encompass electricity.

Question remains: if offered, will you choose the red pill or the blue one?
I'd take them both.

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I would pay someone $5,000 to bring me a club sandwich right now. With avocado.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:31 am
gede wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:20 am
Personally can't see the appeal in paying $20 for a lukewarm kebab delivered by a rudderless drifter in a '98 Hyundai Excel but, y'know, that's just me...
Yeah the type that probably took an unnoticed bite or ate some of your french fries on the drive over lol. And he probably saved up a long time for the Hyundai!
Way back when I was a pizza delivery boy there was a guy who would merrily pluck the prawns off the marinara pizza orders on the way over. Decent appetizer and his shift would likely be over before anyone had the sense to complain.

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Sammy wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:19 am
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:15 am
Sammy wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:20 pm
I ate a Wendy's burger today that somebody went and got for me. Then I conversed with a woman via messenger that I barely know until I passed out. I think she may visit at some point. I don't know. Life is like that.
It appears that you are becoming one with the Ethernet.
Your transactions and interactions each involve electrons.
Soon all of your world will encompass electricity.

Question remains: if offered, will you choose the red pill or the blue one?
I'd take them both.
I think that`s called a speedball or something
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:56 am
Sammy wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:19 am
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:15 am


It appears that you are becoming one with the Ethernet.
Your transactions and interactions each involve electrons.
Soon all of your world will encompass electricity.

Question remains: if offered, will you choose the red pill or the blue one?
I'd take them both.
I think that`s called a speedball or something
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Yeah, like you guys never snorted coke at a party because you were so drunk it was the only way you could stay awake.

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Yeah, like you guys never snorted coke at a party because you were so drunk it was the only way you could stay awake.
Coke?
Ya know, been wondering about that stuff.
Is it all it's cracked up to be?

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- Cocaine.
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- Nose beers.
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mistah willies wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:47 am
Sammy wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:59 am
Yeah, like you guys never snorted coke at a party because you were so drunk it was the only way you could stay awake.
Coke?
Ya know, been wondering about that stuff.
Is it all it's cracked up to be?
Naw, that stuff really blows.
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Re: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?

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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:12 am
mistah willies wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:47 am
Sammy wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:59 am
Yeah, like you guys never snorted coke at a party because you were so drunk it was the only way you could stay awake.
Coke?
Ya know, been wondering about that stuff.
Is it all it's cracked up to be?
Naw, that stuff really blows.
True. A nasty drain.

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I'm pretty sure food delivery -- in my case, DoorDash -- has saved me from several DUI's. Expensive, yes; but not nearly as expensive as getting pulled over because you suddenly had a hankering for beef tacos, with an empanada.
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Re: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Jun 25, 2019 11:23 pm
I'm pretty sure food delivery -- in my case, DoorDash -- has saved me from several DUI's. Expensive, yes; but not nearly as expensive as getting pulled over because you suddenly had a hankering for beef tacos, with an empanada.
Absolutely! This delivery stuff is perfect for drunkards. I also think it's worth the added cost. And yeah everyone said the food turns to crap by the time you get it...would you care if you were drunk? Nah...I don't want this empanada now, it's cold. Yeah right ha.
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Well, I Grubhubed me some fried chicken the other night. The key is to buy something that will be just as good reheated so you have several meals worth. I've eaten fried chicken the last two nights in a row and I still have enough for two more meals.

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Sammy wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:56 pm
Well, I Grubhubed me some fried chicken the other night. The key is to buy something that will be just as good reheated so you have several meals worth. I've eaten fried chicken the last two nights in a row and I still have enough for two more meals.
A fried chicken farm then
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