Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my

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benitobeast69 wrote:
Sat Aug 14, 2021 8:43 am

if you have never had really good Calabrian Nduja then you haven't lived.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'Nduja
I think I need to try that before I'm worm food.

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Which row is the best? Brie, baguette, and pear for me.

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Mine is Blue cheese, Brie, Comte, Goat cheese, Manchego, Cheddar. The other shit can stay home
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Cheddar crackers and grapes would be best

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I don't even know what half of that stuff tastes like.

Membrillo? The fuq?
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Some gruyere, baguette and apple slices would beat any of those other options.
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Nausea wrote:
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I don't even know what half of that stuff tastes like.

Membrillo? The fuq?
I had to look it up cuz I didn't know. Evidentley membrillo/quince cheese is a sweet, thick, sliceable, firm jelly made of the pulp of the quince fruit. It is a common confection in several countries.

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Just gonna go ahead and make my own stuff up here: aged gouda + baguette + honeycrisp apple. And if you throw a little gabagool or serrano ham in there I’m not going to complain about it.
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My own combo of Blue Cheese Baguette and apricot.
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The question begs: why are meats missing from the equation?

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2023 4:39 pm
Some gruyere, baguette and apple slices would beat any of those other options.
I think the baguette is what won me over in the first place. I'd take it with probably all the variations.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jul 24, 2023 4:41 pm
The question begs: why are meats missing from the equation?

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Yes some charcuterie would really tie the cheese board together.
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id take themall...all sound solid


also in agreement that some salumi/general meats needs addding


i love blue cheese and walnut but i wanna bit of fruit as well.


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