Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
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Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Artful Drunkareeno said something to the effect that there should be a thread dedicated to crackers. Wow, she must really like crackers. Mmmmmmm... buttery crackers.
But let's open up the field to include the cheeses. And what's cheese without a bite or two of charcuterie to accompany the rich symphony of gastronomic delight. I have a culinary boner just thinking about it.
Some things currently in the fridge:
*4 year aged Wisconsin cheddar. Bomb diggidy.
*Cave aged Grûyere.
*Humboldt Fog. Delicious, spreadable.
*Parmesan Reggiano.
*Italian Speck ham.
*Salame Calabrese. Nice and spicy, not Italian but some local artisan shit that's pretty fucking good.
*Club Crackers. Not in the fridge.
Yep. It's a thread now. Please feel free to discuss.
But let's open up the field to include the cheeses. And what's cheese without a bite or two of charcuterie to accompany the rich symphony of gastronomic delight. I have a culinary boner just thinking about it.
Some things currently in the fridge:
*4 year aged Wisconsin cheddar. Bomb diggidy.
*Cave aged Grûyere.
*Humboldt Fog. Delicious, spreadable.
*Parmesan Reggiano.
*Italian Speck ham.
*Salame Calabrese. Nice and spicy, not Italian but some local artisan shit that's pretty fucking good.
*Club Crackers. Not in the fridge.
Yep. It's a thread now. Please feel free to discuss.
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
As a kid I loved this weird orangish pink port wine cheese with of course my favorite crackers ever, Chikn n' a Biskit. It was especially good when the cheese was formed in a ball covered in nuts. I think I post these crackers somewhere on the board at least once a week.
Mmmmmm
Mmmmmm
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
If someone gave this to me as a gift I would know they are my soulmate. It is the ultimate unbeatable gift of meats, cheeses, and delectable drunkard snacks. It is the way to my heart. Especially accompanied with some bottles of vodka.
(This is also what I foresee in Rye & Coke's future purchases when his drunken shenanigans pisses off the missus).
(This is also what I foresee in Rye & Coke's future purchases when his drunken shenanigans pisses off the missus).
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Nice collection of dildos.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:24 amIf someone gave this to me as a gift I would know they are my soulmate. It is the ultimate unbeatable gift of meats, cheeses, and delectable drunkard snacks. It is the way to my heart. Especially accompanied with some bottles of vodka.
(This is also what I foresee in Rye & Coke's future purchases when his drunken shenanigans pisses off the missus).
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Only a true pervert would recognize any of those as dildo-applicable.
You make me fucking sick, Jimmy Lester. Jesus is watching.
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Dildos, fake vages, to sorry to score VHS tapes. Good drunk lord, that is a soft porn platter!
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
It deserves saying again: Chicken In A Biskit is the Ron Jeremy of the cracker world. Anyone who says different is a total scumbag.
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Patchez recently mentioned these and I had forgotten all about them. These were the bomb.
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
I don't need this for dildos, fuckface. I already have an extensive collection.
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
You mean Oett now has an extensive collection that he let's you use when he's not using them.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:24 amI don't need this for dildos, fuckface. I already have an extensive collection.
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Nein. Where do you think the extensive collection came in my possession in the first place came from? It was Oetts.Patchez wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:56 pmYou mean Oett now has an extensive collection that he let's you use when he's not using them.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:24 amI don't need this for dildos, fuckface. I already have an extensive collection.
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaah!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:55 pmNein. Where do you think the extensive collection came in my possession in the first place came from? It was Oetts.Patchez wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:56 pmYou mean Oett now has an extensive collection that he let's you use when he's not using them.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:24 am
I don't need this for dildos, fuckface. I already have an extensive collection.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Saltines and easy cheese are a classy choice every time.
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Re: Official thread of crackers, cheeses and meats, oh my
Indeed sir. Although despite my undying love for Saltines, I prefer Triscuits with EZ Cheez. It's also the perfect cheese for camping or outdoor activities. No knife involvement. No mess packaging. Doesn't need refrigeration. I wish I invented it. The question begs...which flavor? Not to be a total dweeb but I like the American.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:58 amSaltines and easy cheese are a classy choice every time.
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