Attack of the Bots Thread

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bot?

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why is there always a bot? wtf?
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Re: bot?

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I mean, back in the good old days, there was someone and someone and someone else I knew. Nowadays, bot and guests.
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Re: bot?

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Savage wrote:I mean, back in the good old days, there was someone and someone and someone else I knew. Nowadays, bot and guests.
Hey, I am no bot.
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Re: bot?

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bank
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?

<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good

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<%pint> Fabric: people

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Re: bot?

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I now how stupid this sounds.But what is a bot anyways.

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Re: bot?

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beerkegbilly wrote:I now how stupid this sounds.But what is a bot anyways.
Search engines indexing the pages of random sites. They're only programs (virtual ro-bots) but are being perceived as subscribers by the board.
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Re: bot?

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we ever get any cyborgs? i'd drink with one of those motherfuckers.

bots, though, they never buy a round. not once.
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Re: bot?

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Those bots make me paranoid, I need another drink.

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What is it the bots think?

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Do the bots really think that we only drink in order to come to here in the secret hope that other posters are going to post slightly dissimulated links about kitchen interiors wow gold and nice leather bags?
Am I the only one not embedding links to Russian brides and fake purses in my posts?
Shouldn't I start drinking on the job?
Why is beer so expensive?
Is Thirsty real or only Mr Budweiser's imaginary friend?

All those questions will not be addressed in this thread, at least not by me: I've got work to do (with a despairing lack of motivation that is).
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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Beware all - this is the shiftless, devious French Fatalis bot. He will lure you with promises of fine wine, champagne, cheese and women with armpit shrubbery. Resist the click!
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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Since we're posing the great questions of the universe here, has treetop been banned?
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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I am a bot. Buy my things. They will make your life better
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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A fez selling bot would probably be the only one meeting success while a MDM flag selling bot would very likely actually make friends and get free drinks around here. But, you know...
Ah well, if technology makes a leap forward maybe...
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Re: What is it the bots think?

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I'd kick a robots ASS!
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Re: What is it the bots think?

Post by mistah willies »

SuperHans wrote:I'd kick a robots ASS!

But what if they tried to sell you kitchen wares?


Would you be knife to them?

http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=68080

I hope you would, SuperHans.

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