Palinka wrote:
[Sorry, you forgot Rule 10, of the Posting Guidlines. Regards, P.]
Actually, Sir Palinka, I quite enjoy a solid parry. But you must know that my sword is pointed outwards, with my back to this motley crew of the MDM, in drunkard fellowship. I will spar with bots and let my drunken words die along with their eradicated posts.
Carry on in your good work, killer of bots.
Avast ye bots of kitchen wares and estate flippers!
*hiccup*
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
I just figure that each and every bot aspires to be Bender from futurama. Essentially it knows it belongs here, it just can't break that last bit of programming to earn the middle name "Bending".
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
Hardcore Stig wrote:I just figure that each and every bot aspires to be Bender from futurama. Essentially it knows it belongs here, it just can't break that last bit of programming to earn the middle name "Bending".
yes
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
One for the Frog wrote:Rule 10? Moral dilemma? My shiny ass.
If a bot gets a witty answer, don't touch the thread.
Ok, allow me to elucidate. Number one, your ass ain't been shiny since Brezhnev was in power.
Number two, this has been a long establishled rule.
Number fucking three, do not make me get medieval on your donkey!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
When I was a little little kid my imaginary friend was a robot his name was Beety. his parents didn't like me. I never introduced him to my parents because I was afraid they would be mean to him.
c'mon Skynet? Really... this dat digging horse shit is hardly skynet.... these dicks just wan your info and all the money that goes with it. they are not smart enough to pull off skynet.. that danger soley resides with Government.
Notice I didn't say whose.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
One for the Frog wrote:Rule 10? Moral dilemma? My shiny ass.
If a bot gets a witty answer, don't touch the thread.
Ok, allow me to elucidate. Number one, your ass ain't been shiny since Brezhnev was in power.
Number two, this has been a long establishled rule.
Number fucking three, do not make me get medieval on your donkey!
Four boots recently attempted to join this site as members within minutes of each other on May tenth.
I was figuring maybe we should keep one to frig around with. Perhaps teach it tricks. I'd love to teach one of those health bots how to get right hammered.