Beans, beans, the magical fruit. Post it here!
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Fuck Green Beans. In a Can!
The thing to eat is corn. In a can. On Sunday, gawdam. But only the good stuff. The Green Giant stuff. The niblet stuff. Cold and raw is good. Hot and side 'a chunk of meat is good. Dribbled with salsa is good. Corn is good! You hear what I'm saying? Sweet and chewy and tasty. Corn. It's the other veggie treat.
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On Sunday , eat whatever the hell you want , but on Friday , its beans baby , green ones , from a can !
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sweetcorn > green beans
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niblets. heh.
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Corn helps the mudbutt as well. Kinda pulls it all together.
Beans?
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But beans, green ones, from a can are what make Friday so gosh darned special.
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I thought this thread was about vegetalophilia, I was so aroused and now I'm so disappointed.
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Can we have a designated day for canned Hominy?
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no we dont.slipperyyoke wrote:Can we have a designated day for canned Hominy?
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Fresh corn on the cob is even cheaper than the canned stuff. You only have to boil it for like 6 minutes. Even we can figure that out faster than a can opener. Well, maybe not...
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and corn with cheese and jalapenos is good. But Le Sueur peas are really good, too. Their delicate, faintly grayish-green mushiness cannot be beat. Except by actual English peas, which were such a heartbreak for me, as the bush produced only enough to fill my palm. Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot, nine days old--this I knew. But until my own peas came to fruition, I did not know that raw peas, fresh from the garden, could be such a treat, eaten out of hand, guiltily, since I was home alone, and none of my loved ones got to share.
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Now it's Friday and I just don't know what to have for tea!
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Beer?GinSoakedGirl wrote:Now it's Friday and I just don't know what to have for tea!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Good call treacle.Mr Boozificator wrote:Beer?GinSoakedGirl wrote:Now it's Friday and I just don't know what to have for tea!
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Evil.com, always ready to suggest bad ideas.GinSoakedGirl wrote:Good call treacle.Mr Boozificator wrote:Beer?GinSoakedGirl wrote:Now it's Friday and I just don't know what to have for tea!
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.