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Bloody Weather

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as the title says
two of my four hockey matches this weekend cancelled due to snow. It could almost drive a man to drink
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I thought hockey was better when it was cold and snowy, keeps the ice from melting. Get out there, lace up the skates and drop the puck!
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I play field hockey though, and despite the pitch apparently being robust enough to play American Football on, it could be damaged by playing hockey on it if it's cold. Why they don't play football on the multitude of rugby pitches I don't know, but that's another matter
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Oh.....wrong hockey. I was thinking of the Canuckastanian way of playing, eh?
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I think Ice Hockey suffers here because the drinking scene is shit.
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I went up a mountain the other day. Had to break out the ice axes and crampons. Feel free to insert your own crampon joke here. Or indeed a joke about inserting crampon jokes.

Anyway, my point was that it was bloody cold and the weather is indeed a bit snowy. Soz about the hockey, not sure how much damage hockey players will do that a bunch of armoured blokes charging about won't.
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same confusion here, all we do is bugger our own joints and spinal column
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95% of the time threads bitchin about weather get a middle finger from me. This included. Unless it's tornado or someshit like that, please shut your faces. Preferably with a shot.

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Bur wrote:95% of the time threads bitchin about weather get a middle finger from me. This included. Unless it's tornado or someshit like that, please shut your faces. Preferably with a shot.
Ha! I'm in the tornado crowd so I'm with ya bur. middle finger and shot back at yas.
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*with Batman voice*
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Bur wrote:95% of the time threads bitchin about weather get a middle finger from me. This included. Unless it's tornado or someshit like that, please shut your faces. Preferably with a shot.
But hey man sometimes its just conversation.
It's never that simple! Also shot back at your pie-hole.

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How many tornados do you have to go through before you get cred?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:How many tornados do you have to go through before you get cred?
Depends on how many manatees are dropped to your front porch.

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What if there was no tornado, and I live like 400 miles inland, yet still had a manatee dumped on my front porch?

I think my neighbors are weird and trying to tell me something.
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Patchez wrote:What if there was no tornado, and I live like 400 miles inland, yet still had a manatee dumped on my front porch?

I think my neighbors are weird and trying to tell me something.
I do believe you are living in the DANGER ZOOOONE!

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Bur wrote:95% of the time threads bitchin about weather get a middle finger from me. This included. Unless it's tornado or someshit like that, please shut your faces. Preferably with a shot.
well I was complaining because there was no real reason for the game to be cancelled, there was less than an inch of snow, but apparently it couldn't be swept up because "the ground would still be frozen"
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