Creative suicide suggestions semi-anonymous

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Re: Creative suicide suggestions semi-anonymous

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*Drowning in a vat of non-alcoholic beer.


*Choking on Dingbat's MAGA hat.


*Being forced to binge watch all 7 seasons of Mama's Family before you're finally given a cyanide pill.
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Re: Creative suicide suggestions semi-anonymous

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:40 am
*Choking on Dingbat's MAGA hat.

Cool and I'll choke on Thirsty D's MAGA hat to make it a boni fide MAGA suicide pact.
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Choking on a hat spunds like a shitty way to go.

Drowning in a vat of beer sounds more fun. I vote for that one.

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Male suicide only ( CAN BE APPLIED TO FEMALES IF A STRAP ON DILDO IS USED)
Step 1: become really flexible.
Step2: stab yourself in the eye.
Step3: Skull fuck yourself to death.

No need to thank me, this is probably how i will go out.

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Gas yourself with farts
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Marry oettinger.
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Re: Creative suicide suggestions semi-anonymous

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:23 am
Marry oettinger.
So then, he's not just gassing himself with farts. What is it with the Germans always wanting to gas people anyway?
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