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Creative suicide suggestions semi-anonymous
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Re: Creative suicide suggestions semi-anonymous
Wear a T-shirt depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a homosexually-compromised position around Iran.
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*Getting locked into a Kevlar sleeping bag with a wolverine, a honey badger and a skunk, then getting tossed down the stairs at Machu Pichu.
*Death by Zima enema.
*Jumping into a one million liter vat of sauerkraut... with no bratwurst.
*Death by Zima enema.
*Jumping into a one million liter vat of sauerkraut... with no bratwurst.
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Re: Creative suicide suggestions semi-anonymous
Grab Donald Trump by the pussy and chop the balls off of it with a katana in front of the Secret Service.
Go wingsuit basejumping while on LSD and do a backflip straight into the side of a mountain. Splat.
Go wingsuit basejumping while on LSD and do a backflip straight into the side of a mountain. Splat.
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Ha! Snu Snu. I went for the bunga bunga.
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Maybe it is me, but I insist on suicide being sex-related. Instead of hanging myself, i'll ambitiously attempt the auto-erotic asphyxia without the necessary "buddy" to observe for safety reasons. Instead of death by a thousand cuts what about a thousand wanks? Admittedly i'm not sure I have the stamina for such an act, but damn it i'll die trying!
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That's where you'd want to hire a particularly attractive nurse to administer the wankings. Think of it as a form of assisted, asphixiatory, auto-erotic euthanasia.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:00 am...Instead of death by a thousand cuts what about a thousand wanks? Admittedly i'm not sure I have the stamina for such an act, but damn it i'll die trying!
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Someone contact the Swiss, they'll have these facilities up in no time. Talk about going out in a bang!Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:30 pmThat's where you'd want to hire a particularly attractive nurse to administer the wankings. Think of it as a form of assisted, asphixiatory, auto-erotic euthanasia.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:00 am...Instead of death by a thousand cuts what about a thousand wanks? Admittedly i'm not sure I have the stamina for such an act, but damn it i'll die trying!
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I'm going with slow suicide - decades of excessive smoking and drinking, bad dietary choices, and poor judgement of sex partners.
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Douglas Adams wrote: ↑Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:59 ama lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.”
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It's refreshing to know I'm on the right path! Cheers!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:59 amI'm going with slow suicide - decades of excessive smoking and drinking, bad dietary choices, and poor judgement of sex partners.
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Re: Creative suicide suggestions semi-anonymous
Eat pop rocks while drinking a soda.
Eat gas station fugu sashimi.
Eat gas station fugu sashimi.
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^ ^ ^ Nah that's too easy. Scuba dive into a whale's blow hole. And then get blasted out again.
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Screm Allahu Akbar and blow yourself up with a firecracker
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