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chef boyardee chicken alfredo

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I ate it straight from the pull-top can and it tasted like shit. Well, it tasted like chemicals. Maybe we should ask the two-girls-one-cup girls if it tastes like shit.

So then I heated it up in the microwave. And it tasted not only like shit, but the shit from two week old roadkill.

I paid 88 cents a can for this ... shit ... and I expect something more than shit.

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Oh, and you know that piece of gristle on the end of a drumstick? That does NOT count as "chicken" in "chicken" alfredo. I don't give a fuck if it's in an 88 cent can. It's like pork n beans. You expect pork in the fucking beans. But there's no fucking pork!

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I'm writing a letter to Andy fucking Rooney.

(Is he still alive? I think there's a rumor that he was swallowed by his own eyebrows.)

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Chef Boyardee is a cruel man. He beats his wife and molests his children, and he sells shitty coke to the prep cooks and busboys at outrageous prices. He's also a whop. You can't really tell from the label, but he has herpes which he doesn't mind spreading to the waitresses.

Fuck Chef Boyardee and his shady bullshit. That guy's day is coming.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:32 pm
Chef Boyardee is a cruel man. He beats his wife and molests his children, and he sells shitty coke to the prep cooks and busboys at outrageous prices. He's also a whop. You can't really tell from the label, but he has herpes which he doesn't mind spreading to the waitresses.

Fuck Chef Boyardee and his shady bullshit. That guy's day is coming.
Oh fuck. Seriously? Herpes?

Um, is there some like morning after pill for this?

Asking for a friend...

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Hugh wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:02 pm
I'm writing a letter to Andy fucking Rooney.

(Is he still alive? I think there's a rumor that he was swallowed by his own eyebrows.)
You'll have to address the letter to his grave site. He died in 2011 of complications from herpes contracted from unprotected sex with Chef Boyardee.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:36 pm
Hugh wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:02 pm
I'm writing a letter to Andy fucking Rooney.

(Is he still alive? I think there's a rumor that he was swallowed by his own eyebrows.)
You'll have to address the letter to his grave site. He died in 2011 of complications from herpes contracted from unprotected sex with Chef Boyardee.
It's cool. I ain't the least fucking bit worried about it. You never answered my previous question. The one I was asking for a friend...

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Chicken alfredo cures herpes. The pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know.
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When do you think you'll see him again? Tell him to call me. He has my number.

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Seeing thread title,

thinking:

What`s now Hugh????
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It's pronounced Huge.
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Chef Boyardee?
The man fucked up spaghetti.
Fucking spaghetti!!!
A chef? I think not.

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scream ale wrote:
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Chef Boyardee?
...Fucking spaghetti!!!
Mind the edges. That can will really fuck up a member.

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The spaghetti and the ravioli are fked up and yet, I still will grind on that in desperate times, no lie.
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The ravioli is made from shredded newspaper and Mexican donkey meat.
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