chef boyardee chicken alfredo

[Badfellow]

What, you don’t brush your teeth with Colgate "fresh mint" flavored beef lasagne like regular people?

[Artful Drunktective]

The only lasagna proven to fight cavities and the gum disease gingivitus.

What in holy hell is this?!?! Colgate? WTH

[scream ale]

^^^ Apparently in the 80's they tried something called Colgate Frozen Entrees. Didn't catch on. Surprise!

[Badfellow]

I remember that line of frozen entrees. The quality was somewhere between Encore and Alpo. In fact, I think they used beef Alpo… thought it tasted familiar. But that garnish of fresh basil leaf on top is a bald faced lie. Shit wasn’t no Stouffer’s, I can tell you that.

[scream ale]

Never had one but something tells me the "riccotta" may have been toothpaste based.
It's a shame Listerine never went ahead with a line of frozen soups. They might've sold one.

[oettinger]

hahahaha listerine chicken soup

Contains 16% industrial alcohol and 16% industrial chicken, the rest is paint thinner and food-paint

[Artful Drunktective]

There just really should be a thread dedicated to SPAM.

[oettinger]

I bet the finished product out of the microwawe doesn`t look as enticing

But it`s still fun to make!

[scream ale]

Drunk me might not scoff at that as much as undrunk me.

[Patchez]

Add pepperoni or bacon and cheese stuff the biscuit. Drunk munchie heaven.

[scream ale]

It's a southern surprise alright!

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Mmmmm. Southern surprises.

[Nausea]

But are they free range possums?

[Badfellow]

Have you ever tried farming possums?

[Badfellow]

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