chef boyardee chicken alfredo

[Badfellow]

Catsup, catsdown, whatever. It’s all just nastiness erupting down the slopes of the pizza-glorified mystery meat volcano.

[Artful Drunktective]

Looks like Del Monte catsup to me.

HA!

who was sat about lookin at that picture and be like "fuck me...I could nail a slice of that"

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[scream ale]

I wish I could unsee that thing. I usually make meatloaf for Thanksgiving and that monstrosity keeps coming to mind. The horror....

[Artful Drunktective]

How about kicking things up a notch this holiday season with a vintage recipe of Noel Glazed Ham! A scrumptious baked ham with a gelatinous mayonnaise frosting. Impress your guests with festiveness for less!


https://no.pinterest.com/pin/254453447683163708/

[scream ale]

Yet another reason to hate the holidays

[oettinger]

It has a face, look closely enough

[Badfellow]

Never ceases to amaze the ways people find to fuck up a perfectly good ham.

[scream ale]

Is that green jello at the bottom?
Eeeeeewwwwwwww

[oettinger]

^^^ No, it`s dead plants, ewwwwwww

[scream ale]

^^^ No, it`s toejam, yummmmmmm

[Badfellow]

Gather ‘round the Yule ham and festive green Jello bedding, that we may sit together and share all the ways we’ve disappointed one another throughout the year. We’ll drink crème de menthe until we vomit merry and bright.

[oettinger]

Gather ‘round the Yule ham and festive green Jello bedding, that we may sit together and share all the ways we’ve disappointed one another throughout the year. We’ll drink crème de menthe until we vomit merry and bright.

Beautiful, I was also so disappointed in you this last year! Cheers and hugs

[scream ale]

Disappointments and shitty ham make the world go round.

[oettinger]

Hmm ham in a can

[Badfellow]

I’m headed to a little spot out in the country this week known as Thielen Meats. They have the best double smoked hams on the planet. Gonna get me a ham and I will be DAMNED before that ham touches any green Jello or any other festively decorative bullshit.