I ate it straight from the pull-top can and it tasted like shit. Well, it tasted like chemicals. Maybe we should ask the two-girls-one-cup girls if it tastes like shit.
So then I heated it up in the microwave. And it tasted not only like shit, but the shit from two week old roadkill.
I paid 88 cents a can for this ... shit ... and I expect something more than shit.
chef boyardee chicken alfredo
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Oh, and you know that piece of gristle on the end of a drumstick? That does NOT count as "chicken" in "chicken" alfredo. I don't give a fuck if it's in an 88 cent can. It's like pork n beans. You expect pork in the fucking beans. But there's no fucking pork!
Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
I'm writing a letter to Andy fucking Rooney.
(Is he still alive? I think there's a rumor that he was swallowed by his own eyebrows.)
(Is he still alive? I think there's a rumor that he was swallowed by his own eyebrows.)
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Chef Boyardee is a cruel man. He beats his wife and molests his children, and he sells shitty coke to the prep cooks and busboys at outrageous prices. He's also a whop. You can't really tell from the label, but he has herpes which he doesn't mind spreading to the waitresses.
Fuck Chef Boyardee and his shady bullshit. That guy's day is coming.
Fuck Chef Boyardee and his shady bullshit. That guy's day is coming.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Oh fuck. Seriously? Herpes?Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:32 pmChef Boyardee is a cruel man. He beats his wife and molests his children, and he sells shitty coke to the prep cooks and busboys at outrageous prices. He's also a whop. You can't really tell from the label, but he has herpes which he doesn't mind spreading to the waitresses.
Fuck Chef Boyardee and his shady bullshit. That guy's day is coming.
Um, is there some like morning after pill for this?
Asking for a friend...
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
You'll have to address the letter to his grave site. He died in 2011 of complications from herpes contracted from unprotected sex with Chef Boyardee.
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It's cool. I ain't the least fucking bit worried about it. You never answered my previous question. The one I was asking for a friend...
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Chicken alfredo cures herpes. The pharmaceutical companies don't want you to know.
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When do you think you'll see him again? Tell him to call me. He has my number.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
It's pronounced Huge.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Chef Boyardee?
The man fucked up spaghetti.
Fucking spaghetti!!!
A chef? I think not.
The man fucked up spaghetti.
Fucking spaghetti!!!
A chef? I think not.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Mind the edges. That can will really fuck up a member.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
The spaghetti and the ravioli are fked up and yet, I still will grind on that in desperate times, no lie.
Okole maluna!
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
The ravioli is made from shredded newspaper and Mexican donkey meat.
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