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People who were members of The Village People

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For example... remember the plumber in The Village People? He'd bend over to work on your pipes and expose his hairy butt cleavage for all the world to see.

For a short period of time there was also a clown in The Village People. He made balloon animals out of his own erection.

And let's not forget the transvestite Elvis impersonator who was briefly a member of The Village People until quaalude addiction and a cease and desist letter threatening legal action took their toll.

There are also rumors that actor Steve Guttenberg was involved with The Village People in his early days as a struggling male prostitute. An unnamed individual in Fresno, CA claims to have the sex tapes as well as a demo copy of Steve singing the classic hit "YMCA".
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He made balloon animals out of his own erection.
Google "puppetry of the penis". It is exactly what you describe above.

Also a big fuck you tho Hbo's Real Sex series for forcing me to know that this shit exists.
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Wasn`t there also this Evil Knevil themed dude? With a dildo on his helmet
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Then there was a guy in The Village People named Todd. He didn't play an instrument. He didn't have a distinct stage persona. He didn't even sing or dance.

No, Todd just laid on the couch for most of the day eating other people's (that is to say other Village People's) food while contributing little to the world beyond methane and carbon dioxide. Todd died in a house fire in 1978 because he was too lazy to get off the couch.
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Patchez wrote:
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Also a big fuck you tho Hbo's Real Sex series for forcing me to know that this shit exists.
Yeah it totally sounds like you were "forced".
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I think Buddy the Elf was also in the Village people at one point.
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Gene Rayburn wrote: Charles loved The Village People so much he tied a scarf around his blank
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Then there was that one guy in The Village People who dressed up like Jesus. The white, patriotic Jesus, not the olive skinned Aramaic one. Funny thing though, he wasn't a Christian. But he did wear sandals. With socks.
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I always liked the Grocery Checker character, Chad. I felt his dance moves were ALWAYS on point.
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Remember the Mexican bandito named Sanchez? Always wanting to give people the gift of mustaches. Now that guy could bust a move.
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I liked the professor. The one with the girl name.
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I liked the professor. The one with the girl name.
Sue? I thought that was the lawyer with no arms and no legs.
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For a while, The Village People toured Japan where the five, original members of the group joined on stage to transform into one giant Village Person.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Remember the Mexican bandito named Sanchez? Always wanting to give people the gift of mustaches. Now that guy could bust a move.
That guy was dirty.
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