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Re: Burning question:

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i havent been a day over 25 for at least a decade, probably more.

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I think I'm going to start telling people I'm 75. Of course, I will be sooo pissed if they believe me.
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Re: Burning question:

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75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age

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swirly_commode wrote:75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
Swirly... you're too generous.

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swirly_commode wrote:75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
Thanks, hon. But the jewelry and the silver is already promised to my daughters.
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Savage wrote:
swirly_commode wrote:75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
Thanks, hon. But the jewelry and the silver is already promised to my daughters.
I was going to ask about the bourbon, but I figured that there won't be that much left around anyways.

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Bur wrote:
Savage wrote:
swirly_commode wrote:75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
Thanks, hon. But the jewelry and the silver is already promised to my daughters.
I was going to ask about the bourbon, but I figured that there won't be that much left around anyways.
You never know. Many years after my grandaddy passed on, and my grandmother passed on, and my elderly parents decided to move to Washington, mom gave us an old bottle of Jack that was 90 proof, from grandaddy's old stash. Of course, she also gave us some Rose's lime juice that had never benn opened, but was brown.
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Re: Burning question:

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who wants silver?
i just want whatever beer is in your fridge

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The beer is not in the fridge. It's on the counter. A couple of Buds and several Coronas. We don't drink as much beer as we used to. Beer makes old folks fart.
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swirly_commode wrote:who wants silver?
i just want whatever beer is in your fridge
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Savage wrote:The beer is not in the fridge. It's on the counter. A couple of Buds and several Coronas. We don't drink as much beer as we used to. Beer makes old folks fart.

More than 2 beers gives me the shits the next day, every time. I have to just stick to mostly liquor. Maybe I should reconsider how old I feel...
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I'll be 59yo on July 2 and don't feel a day older than 57.

My liver, however, turned 102 yesterday...
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my i.d. says i'm 38.

when i wake up in the morning, i feel about 52.

by the time i leave the house, i'm usually down to about 45. maybe 40 on the weekend.

after about 2 drinks, i'm at 38. i'd say i lose about a year a drink for the next 12. then about 2 years a drink until i'm gurgling and sitting in my own poo.
Stupid should hurt.

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most of the time, i feel 12.
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Re: Burning question:

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peetie44 wrote:I'll be 59yo on July 2 and don't feel a day older than 57.

My liver, however, turned 102 yesterday...
Well, did you throw it a party?
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