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peetie44 wrote:I'll be 59yo on July 2
Oh holy shit! You're younger than Grumpy! I guess he is the oldest (mostly absent) board member.
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Wingman wrote:i'd say i lose about a year a drink for the next 12. then about 2 years a drink until i'm gurgling and sitting in my own poo.
So, where you're at now, eh?
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Well technically I'm 26. Mentally I fluctuate wildly between 6 and 76. Physically I dunno; I've pretty much always felt like this.
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When you ask questions like this , you most certentainly are feeling old !

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Usually feel about 28. Unless I'm feeling ill, then it varies between 58 and 80.

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Savage wrote:
peetie44 wrote:I'll be 59yo on July 2
Oh holy shit! You're younger than Grumpy! I guess he is the oldest (mostly absent) board member.
Screwball may(?) have a year on me...though he doesn't appear to have more than five or six.

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Savage wrote:
peetie44 wrote:I'll be 59yo on July 2 and don't feel a day older than 57.

My liver, however, turned 102 yesterday...
Well, did you throw it a party?
This reminds me of the time I spent (@1980) with the legendary Ronnie Hawkins (creator of The Band). We had a 6-month house-gig at The Clubhouse (Merton St/Toronto...long gone).

One night, on a break, Ronnie was standing with these two, drop-dead gorgeous, "hostesses". "Ooooh, son...c'mon over here and meet the girls." So I'm standing with Ronnie and these stone hotties and a drunk wanders up. "Ronnie Hawkins...I remember you from the Nickelodeon (a bar) in the early '60s...how old are you now, Ronnie?", he asked.

Before Hawkins could answer, I blurted out, "Ronnie just turned 65yo."

The drunk looked at Ronnie and said, "Damn...you don't look a day over 60!"

Ronnie Hawkins was 45yo at the time. He loudly fired me on the spot.

Then, as I was packing my bag in the dressing room, Ronnie came in and said, "Aww, now...don't go nowhere, son...I just had to do SOMETHIN'...you know...in front of the girls and all..."
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I feel about 100 years old today. Caesars and beers was a bad choice.

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JimLahey wrote:I feel about 100 years old today. Caesars and beers was a bad choice.
What is this Caesars of which you speak?

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i thgouth this thread was going to be about gonorhea.

i was going to say that i think its cureable.

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peetie44 wrote:
Savage wrote:
peetie44 wrote:I'll be 59yo on July 2 and don't feel a day older than 57.

My liver, however, turned 102 yesterday...
Well, did you throw it a party?
This reminds me of the time I spent (@1980) with the legendary Ronnie Hawkins (creator of The Band). We had a 6-month house-gig at The Clubhouse (Merton St/Toronto...long gone).

One night, on a break, Ronnie was standing with these two, drop-dead gorgeous, "hostesses". "Ooooh, son...c'mon over here and meet the girls." So I'm standing with Ronnie and these stone hotties and a drunk wanders up. "Ronnie Hawkins...I remember you from the Nickelodeon (a bar) in the early '60s...how old are you now, Ronnie?", he asked.

Before Hawkins could answer, I blurted out, "Ronnie just turned 65yo."

The drunk looked at Ronnie and said, "Damn...you don't look a day over 60!"

Ronnie Hawkins was 45yo at the time. He loudly fired me on the spot.

Then, as I was packing my bag in the dressing room, Ronnie came in and said, "Aww, now...don't go nowhere, son...I just had to do SOMETHIN'...you know...in front of the girls and all..."
Great story. LMAO.

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John Barleycorn wrote:
JimLahey wrote:I feel about 100 years old today. Caesars and beers was a bad choice.
What is this Caesars of which you speak?
A drink very popular in Canada right now!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_%28cocktail%29

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JimLahey wrote: A drink very popular in Canada right now!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_%28cocktail%29
An entire stalk of celery? Seems excessive. You should practice moderation with vegetables dude.
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57 and a half! Most of time I feel like I'm 17 - until I try to do the things I did when I was 17 and then i feel like I'm as old as Slushfund. And ashamed. and humiliated. and and, I really hate this thread...
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