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Re: The calculator

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i can see you there typing, "Just use the fucking calculator on your phone, dumbass!"

You think I haven't thought of that? I've done it many times. I don't want this goddamb BZZT BZZT every time I press a number, like it's alerting me to the fact that I'm pressing numbers. But you know what the worse thing is? It already has the answer before I press the = sign! What a bunch of shit! I want to be surprised to find out how old I was twenty years ago. This goddamb technology today leaves nothing to the imagination.

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Re: The calculator

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Kick it's ass! Show that calculator who the boss is! They think they're so high and mighty. They shatter like everything else when the right amount violence is applied.

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Re: The calculator

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I count five parts there
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1 calculator minus 1 drunk hugh root square to the ground level equals a load of rubbish
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Re: The calculator

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Hugh wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:10 am
i can see you there typing, "Just use the fucking calculator on your phone, dumbass!"
Nope wasn't gonna say it because oett's phone is a clam shell from the 19th century and doesn't even have the means for a data package much less a calculator option. We just add and subtract with rocks around here. You'd think we'd at least get an abacus.
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Re: The calculator

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You don't need a calculator to know how old you were in 1985. Just study the remaining beer foam in the glass and all will be revealed.

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Re: The calculator

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:00 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:10 am
i can see you there typing, "Just use the fucking calculator on your phone, dumbass!"
Nope wasn't gonna say it because oett's phone is a clam shell from the 19th century and doesn't even have the means for a data package much less a calculator option. We just add and subtract with empty vodka bottles around here. You'd think we'd at least get an abacus.
We only count up to 12 though. Our univerrse stops right there
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Morning

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Well, hello fellow drunkards, as it happens I've skipped Friday and gone from Thursday to Saturday, as someone else pointed out Thursday is named for the god Thor, and of course Saturday is named in honor of the god Saturn, from back when gods and goddesses drank, screwed and engaged in fun

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Guten Morgen
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Re: Morning

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 1:21 pm
Well, hello fellow drunkards, as it happens I've skipped Friday and gone from Thursday to Saturday, as someone else pointed out Thursday is named for the god Thor, and of course Saturday is named in honor of the god Saturn, from back when gods and goddesses drank, screwed and engaged in fun
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Re: Morning

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Badfellow wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 7:53 pm
Merchant Seaman wrote:
Thu May 13, 2021 1:21 pm
Well, hello fellow drunkards, as it happens I've skipped Friday and gone from Thursday to Saturday, as someone else pointed out Thursday is named for the god Thor, and of course Saturday is named in honor of the god Saturn, from back when gods and goddesses drank, screwed and engaged in fun
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Simple advice

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Don't trust a politician that doesn't drink

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Re: Simple advice

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No matter where you go, there you are.
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Re: Simple advice

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The end, is always a new beginning.

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Re: Simple advice

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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