This was originally Mistah Willies idea, so blame him for any offense or affront incurred by you drunk sons-of-bitches.
The idea is both simple and utterly tasteless: craft a single sentence of words designed to offend as broad a spectrum of people as possible. Think of it as an exercise in verbiage and offensive creativity. Or maybe you’re just too uptight and constipated to participate. Fuck-all either way.
I’ll give it a go...
“The bacon wrapped pork wieners did not go over very well at the conference dinner of Jewish and Muslim Lesbians for Christ.”
Offend as many people as you can in a single sentence
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I hope everyone has braced themselves.
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"Hitler, Jesus and Oprah walk into a bar..."
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You're doing it wrong! "All live matters" is trigger phrase for US social jusice warrior.
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That buttfucker thinks that carpet munching Michelle Obama is as natural a beauty as the pure of blood Kellyanne Conway; now take your free healthcare and stfu.....faggotniggercunt!
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I made a post here that I think was a winner but decided it's not worth the risk of getting beheaded.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Yeah I`m offended to my black salty jew balls.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 30, 2021 5:56 pmThis has upset me so much I can barely finish my glass of Bushmills. Almost.
Just post it Nausea, we can still delete it if it`s not offending enough
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oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Jan 31, 2021 12:15 pmYeah I`m offended to my black salty jew balls.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 30, 2021 5:56 pmThis has upset me so much I can barely finish my glass of Bushmills. Almost.
Just post it Nausea, we can still delete it if it`s not offending enough
Never delete, never regret
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Jimi Hendrix was boring, Led Zeppelin were overrated and Elvis was just fat white trash on pills.
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The beatles were girl molesters, the Rolling Stones were men molesters and the Who just sucked
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