Nausea is such a sheltered dumbass

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Def no homez, skunz juz jittin
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oettinger wrote:
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:16 pm
Max homo.
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"Homo. Max homo. I like my salad tossed, not stirred."
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Absinthe Of Malice wrote:
Thu Oct 14, 2021 6:12 am
Nausea wrote:
Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:16 pm
Max homo.
My new alias!

"Homo. Max homo. I like my salad tossed, not stirred."
Beautiful, oil, no vinegar
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I just learned what sex is today. Ew!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
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I just learned what sex is today. Ew!
I knew you'd figure it out! Congratulations!

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We can’t blame Nausea for being such a sheltered dumbass.

He was raised by rednecks in a lumberyard until the age of 10, after which he was sold to a local freak bar where he served as keg boy and chicken geek. He saved up enough chicken beaks to buy his own freedom at the age of 14 and headed off for the Klondike… that is, a Klondike Bar in the freezer section of the local Circle K where he became assistant night manager and learned such valuable skills as air guitar and sniffing glue.
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Here’s an excerpt from the 2019 direct to Lifetime Network documentary KAZOO KIDS ON THE SKIDS where Devon "Nausea" Sprinkles, aka. the Kazoo Kid, really opens up and talks about his childhood show biz days:


"I was 10 years old and I had it all at the top of my kazoo game. There were always girls, surrounded by girls, and they all wanted to play my kazoo. After performances we’d hang out in my trailer. The Kool-Aid quickly turned to juice boxes. Then I was able to talk my agent into buying me cases of wine coolers and some peach schnapps just to loosen up after 18 hour days of playing kazoo on the set. Before you know it, I was smoking banana peels. It all just spiraled out of control."

From there things just got worse.

By the age of 14, Devon found his early successes fleeting and was out of a job. Kazoos, it seemed, were no longer hip. The situation was further exacerbated by a shift from VHS cassette and DVD format to the digital age, a shift toward which the now aging Kazoo Kid found himself ill prepared.

It was while playing kazoo on Venice Beach for spare change that Devon ran into then acquaintance and part time molester Steve Gutenberg. The meeting would prove to be fateful as Devon recounts:

"Steve patted me on the rump and asked how the old Kazoo Kid was holding up. I was honest and asked him if he’d maybe buy me a bottle of Kessler or something. The chapping on my lips from playing kazoo was horrible back then and the whiskey really helped.

Then Steve tells me to fuck that jazz, Corey Feldman is having a party at his rental up in the hills. There was gonna be broads, booze, drugs, you name it. I just had to bring the kazoo. You know, like just in case an opportunity presented itself. I was thrilled. We took a cab to Corey’s. I ended up playing Steve’s kazoo on the way. We finally got there, but I sensed that something was off when I met Corey and he told to bend over."
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The Kazoo Life has been arduous, bitter-sweet, rewarding, full of regrets, full of passion, loaded with possibility.

It has been my night and day. I started young -- real young. And people took advantage of my youth.

Do I resent them for this? Yes, but ultimately, however, they are forgiven. We all pursue paths of self-interest until some enlightening experience reveals the true nature of The Kazoo: a buzzy-connectedness for musical humanity. The deaf are spared of its discordance, but at its height, robbed of its beauty. Some say that they can feel its vibration from within.

Though simple to play, the Kazoo Life is not for everyone.

Do I regret taking those first few buzzes? Absolutely not. Bittersweet as it may be, it has been a huge part of my life.

KA-ZOO!

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Finally got a video of Nausea singing a metal song about his cat
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That’s tight. This is what Nausea is listening to while he’s shredding his biceps in the lumber department of a major home improvement chain with the word "depot" in the name. Sheltered, but gnarly nevertheless. After work they have fight club in the toilet aisle.
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This is Nausea
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